Cow executed for seducing man for sex

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lurkingdirk

Umm. What?

http://willbarnesonline.com/wordpress/2010/08/13/cow-executed-for-seducing-man-for-sex/

An Indonesian man claims he was seduced by a cow after he was caught having sex with it on the resort island of Bali.

Cow: Come hither my little boy toy

Busti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbor in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana wooing the cow, CNews reports.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn’t see an animal but a beautiful woman.

”She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” said Alit.

The young man was then forced to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony that also required his clothes be thrown into the sea.

The cow didn’t fair as well. Chief Embang gave the owner of the cow approximately $562 before having the animal drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
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SpexyAshleigh

SpexyAshleigh

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Poor cow :( First she had to be penetrated by a sick fuck and then she has to die for it. Sad sad :(
 
maildude

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
The Filet Mignon is the best cut of fucking beef.
 
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lurkingdirk

turtle825 said:
:facepalm: I am deeply disturbed in so many ways.
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We know that, turtle. But what is your reaction to this story?

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Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

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The young man was then forced to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony that also required his clothes be thrown into the sea.
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Wait, what?

The mere fact that they have a cleansing ritual for this occasion (must be pretty common :dunno:) is very disconcerting.

Why the fuck did he have to throw his clothes into the sea? Were the clothes responsible for his seduction? Can he retrieve them from the sea later? Just a few of the many questions that I probably don't want answers to.
 
Ulysses31

Ulysses31

From what I've heard the cow was a complete whore but execution was a bit extreme. If it was a Hindu country they would've clensed the cow and killed the guy.
 
Christa

Christa

Christa Omalley RN
I am deeply disturbed in so many ways damn I need a couch to talk about it.
 
magicspore

magicspore

I dunno whats more biazzare , this story or the world we live in?
 
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