Country fail
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lol wow
look at bottom it might say made in china...
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maybe the winery is located on the border and they cant decide what to put so they put both:dunno:
I prefer Franish, myself.
Different region, different taste. My good fellow.
I prefer the wine from the Sprench region myself. I believe what they produce usually has a full body and much richer taste in comparison. Whereas I find that usually when dealing with wines from that eastern Franish region their produce is just not as nice. Maybe there's something wrong with their growing methods, the earth or infarct the grapes themselves I don't know, but it's always a lesser product in my humble opinion.
But then again there's no accounting for taste now is there.....
While the Sprench do make a full-bodied wine, I prefer Franish because it is pressed with the pendulous moobs of the Franish farmers, and strained through their wife's (tent sized) panties. You can tell it is a fine Franish wine by the "underwear finish" evident in those wines strained through freshly worn panties.
Pfft! Look at these fancy post-modernist farmers with their fancy "techniques". There's a reason most master wineries use the techniques passed down through the generations. Because they garner results! Dammit!
- No you do not strain the wine through panties, you strain it through Gerard’s unwashed boxer shorts seven times in order for the product to extract flavour and to clean the boxer shorts at the same time.
- Moobs!? You make me sick - you always. ALWAYS! Press the grapes with grandmother’s ass cheeks while she's sleeping! It gets results and it has been getting results for a thousand years for gawd's sake!
No wonder they're producing such a weak product they those eastern bustards have absolutely no fucking clue how to finish a product with style.
I was attempting to be respectful before but now that their complete negligence has come to light I feel fully justified in saying; fuck the Franish! Fuck their wine! I hope they all die and are eaten by Sprench hogs and then crapped out and burnt like the dogs they are!
Pfft! Look at these fancy post-modernist farmers with their fancy "techniques". There's a reason most master wineries use the techniques passed down through the generations. Because they garner results! Dammit!
- No you do not strain the wine through panties, you strain it through Gerard’s unwashed boxer shorts seven times in order for the product to extract flavour and to clean the boxer shorts at the same time.
- Moobs!? You make me sick - you always. ALWAYS! Press the grapes with grandmother’s ass cheeks while she's sleeping! It gets results and it has been getting results for a thousand years for gawd's sake!
No wonder they're producing such a weak product they those eastern bustards have absolutely no fucking clue how to finish a product with style.
I was attempting to be respectful before but now that their complete negligence has come to light I feel fully justified in saying; fuck the Franish! Fuck their wine! I hope they all die and are eaten by Sprench hogs and then crapped out and burnt like the dogs they are!
Well, at least the Franish are able to defend their native homelands. Those damn Sprench give it up to the first person to come into the vineyard with a sour look on their face.
Oh, that's right...Everyone in their vineyard has a sour look on their face. They've tried the wine, and they've finally understood why the wine finishes with more than a trace of human excrement - Gerard is a fecalfeliac, and prefers not to clean after his intimate encounters with his own waste product.
While that last point is clearly a positive for the Sprench, they do make an inferior wine. Grandmother's ass cheeks? Moobs are far superior. And a nice touch is the quantity of hair you get added to the wine - you just don't get quantity like that from Grandmother's ass (though some is expected).
**Red Herring Alert**
^^^ Right there ^^^
What does that have anything to do with the price of tea in china?
Lets stick to the argumant shall we? Petty diversions like the one you've just tried to force upon us is one only a fool would take.
I would just like to point out to the wider readers that this man had absolutely no idea. No idea about wine making or the region in question. He is a fake and a poser. His fundamental lack of knowledge on the subject is laughable. No one in their right mind would even attempt to refute such claims, it would do nothing more than to take one down to his level of ignorance and I for one shall not stoop that low.
All I shall say is, go back to wherever you're from and do your own research on the subject. This is the only way you'll ever learn. Stop being one of the sheeple. Listen to what Will E Worm chooses to tell you, it'll do you good to get a few pearls of wisdom from someone so enlightened to the world around him.
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Fine, let's do that. It appears you inhabit the stratosphere below fool.
There are several directions I could go with this. Perhaps I could point out my 50 year career as a sommalier. Perhaps I could point out that I learned wine making from both the Franish and Sprench, and know which is better simply through personal experience. Perhaps I could point out that Franish wines outsell the swill from the Sprench in every market except North Dakota. Instead I'll say this:
You, sir, are an ass.
And you are correct. I've learned a great deal from Will. For example, there was the time he said...
I knew it. He's the main funder of Sprench wines, and enjoys Gerard's boxers regularly.
Fine, let's do that. It appears you inhabit the stratosphere below fool.
There are several directions I could go with this. Perhaps I could point out my 50 year career as a sommalier. Perhaps I could point out that I learned wine making from both the Franish and Sprench, and know which is better simply through personal experience. Perhaps I could point out that Franish wines outsell the swill from the Sprench in every market except North Dakota. Instead I'll say this:
You, sir, are an ass.
And you are correct. I've learned a great deal from Will. For example, there was the time he said...
I knew it. He's the main funder of Sprench wines, and enjoys Gerard's boxers regularly.
More ridiculous rhetoric from an uninformed mind! It's ridiculous that you are even able to type. I mean come on this is just another laughable attempt at subject changing with the introduction of the ad hominem which just goes to show how truly pathetic you are. If you can't even attempt to continue our line of discourse rationally then what is the point? Acting like a child is in no way going to allow me to take anything you say on board seriously because your actions do not and will not allow me to do that. It's an absolute disgrace that you have brought this to our discussion.
I just can't put across how extremely disappointed I am in you Dirk. I thought we could resolve these issues in a rational way. But no, you've taken any class out of the argument altogether. You're attempting to appease the lowest common denominator with these remarks and I just will not go there.
Frankly, I'm shocked an appalled at your actions here today as I believe you should be to.
This leaves me with only one option before I seek further intellectual discussion elsewhere and that is to give you a piece of your own medicine:
YOU FAIL!!!!
Good day to you sir. :hatsoff:
More ridiculous rhetoric from an uninformed mind! It's ridiculous that you are even able to type. I mean come on this is just another laughable attempt at subject changing with the introduction of the ad hominem which just goes to show how truly pathetic you are. If you can't even attempt to continue our line of discourse rationally then what is the point? Acting like a child is in no way going to allow me to take anything you say on board seriously because your actions do not and will not allow me to do that. It's an absolute disgrace that you have brought this to our discussion.
I just can't put across how extremely disappointed I am in you Dirk. I thought we could resolve these issues in a rational way. But no, you've taken any class out of the argument altogether. You're attempting to appease the lowest common denominator with these remarks and I just will not go there.
Frankly, I'm shocked an appalled at your actions here today as I believe you should be to.
This leaves me with only one option before I seek further intellectual discussion elsewhere and that is to give you a piece of your own medicine:
YOU FAIL!!!!
Good day to you sir. :hatsoff:
Well, I see you are not able to discuss the finer points of this issue. While you may have knowledge of wine, and some knowledge of this issue, it is clearly limited. Whence we deviated from the initial issue, which had been discussed, you were out of your element, and ill informed. I'll drop this issue now, and search for a better mind with which to discuss the finer points of the benefits of the finish of "freshly worn panties" or "Gerard's boxers."
I'm disappointed in you as well, Balls. I thought you'd know the finer points, the information beyond the "assigned reading." Instead, you bring a Sarah Palin approach to your answers, and a bitter tone to your words.
Please, continue to enjoy your Gerard-ass, Grandmother ass flavoured wine. I'll stick with moobs and panties.
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