Just so you know, this post is 100% serious and I'm trying to find out if anyone has seen anything like this. I'm not posting this to be a nerd or anything like that.
For many years, there has been an ant problem in my house during the summertime. Sometimes it would be really bad and other times it wouldn't be. Because they are nothing more than small black ants, it was never really a big issue ******* them. The simple way I would always **** the clusters of ants was by spraying Windex on them, and for the loners I would just smash them with my fingers. I knew their nests were somewhere in the walls because there would always be huge numbers of them going in and out of there. Never called pest control because they're just ants, but I did set up ant traps once.
Now those same small ants are still here in my basement, but they're much different now. For one thing, they look deformed. It's hard to describe. The middle section of the ant looks caved in which makes it look weird when they walk. They also have a very erratic style of walking; they'll go very fast; then stop. It looks downright bizzare, as if they're high on ***** or something. On top of that, they die very easily. Usually when you smash an ant with your finger, it feels kind of hard and crunchy. These feel soft and die instantly. The weirdest part about is that your finger (or whatever you smashed them with) will reek like fucking Windex. I'm dead serious.
Has anyone ever come across something like this? Do you think the Windex even has anything to do with it? :dunno: I'm not into science so I have no clue what the hell is going on here.
For many years, there has been an ant problem in my house during the summertime. Sometimes it would be really bad and other times it wouldn't be. Because they are nothing more than small black ants, it was never really a big issue ******* them. The simple way I would always **** the clusters of ants was by spraying Windex on them, and for the loners I would just smash them with my fingers. I knew their nests were somewhere in the walls because there would always be huge numbers of them going in and out of there. Never called pest control because they're just ants, but I did set up ant traps once.
Now those same small ants are still here in my basement, but they're much different now. For one thing, they look deformed. It's hard to describe. The middle section of the ant looks caved in which makes it look weird when they walk. They also have a very erratic style of walking; they'll go very fast; then stop. It looks downright bizzare, as if they're high on ***** or something. On top of that, they die very easily. Usually when you smash an ant with your finger, it feels kind of hard and crunchy. These feel soft and die instantly. The weirdest part about is that your finger (or whatever you smashed them with) will reek like fucking Windex. I'm dead serious.
Has anyone ever come across something like this? Do you think the Windex even has anything to do with it? :dunno: I'm not into science so I have no clue what the hell is going on here.
