Cool girlfriends (or boyfriends)

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

My girlfriend is awesome and maybe spoils me too much. Once when we watched the Family Guy FCC episode, she said, “Ugh, who would like side boob?” When I explained the glory that is both underboob and sideboob, a week later, she surprised me by spending an entire day cutting and hemming tank tops to emphasize sideboob or unerboob and modeled each of them for me.

One time she asked me to show her some porn I dig and she realized I especially liked Fucked Hard 18. Again she surprised me by ordering a massage table and even painting our guest room light green (she knows I hate blue) (this, by the way, was clever on her part. She now gets a free full massage any time she asks).

She’s even went out and matched every outfit that can be seen on www.kinkyzee.com

She’s just cool like that…and I try to be the same way for her. So, what cool shit does your cool girl/guy do for you?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Awww, you and your girlfriend are in that stage where you actually like each other. I remember what that was like. You'll grow out of it eventually. Soon you'll argue about whether the apartment is too hot or cold or who's night it is to cook dinner. I'm lucky now if I don't get stabbed in my chest while I sleep...

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Awww, you and your girlfriend are in that stage where you actually like each other. I remember what that was like. You'll grow out of it eventually. Soon you'll argue about whether the apartment is too hot or cold or who's night it is to cook dinner. I'm lucky now if I don't get stabbed in my chest while I sleep...

Well I do keep my fingers crossed that it'll stay like this, but we've been together for 7 years and neither of us believe in marriage or want to have kids. That may change, but again, the fingers remain firmly crossed.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Mine loves me in return I don't acknowledge her or look at her or make any kind of sign that we know each other when out in public... or in private. She does love me though. I can tell because she is beautiful and she must beautify herself up every day for me.... right? Right?

:crying:

 

[DOA82]

Luckily mine is bright enough to know you dont have to paint a light bulb to change the colour. She just buys coloured bulbs.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Mine loves me in return I don't acknowledge her or look at her or make any kind of sign that we know each other when out in public... or in private. She does love me though. I can tell because she is beautiful and she must beautify herself up every day for me.... right? Right?

:crying:

If she didn't love you, she would have escaped by now. But the day she forgets her eyeliner or breakfast is barely warm, that's when you need to step it up.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Luckily mine is bright enough to know you dont have to paint a light bulb to change the colour. She just buys coloured bulbs.

Paint a light bulb? I should hope not!

 

[D-rock]

Awww, you and your girlfriend are in that stage where you actually like each other. I remember what that was like. You'll grow out of it eventually. Soon you'll argue about whether the apartment is too hot or cold or who's night it is to cook dinner. I'm lucky now if I don't get stabbed in my chest while I sleep...

Hopefully she won't cut off anything important.

 

[24788]

Hopefully she won't cut off anything important.

Is the Penis really that important? I'm pretty sure if I had no Penis I'd be an expert in school, being paid millions a year, and a world traveller or I'd just kill myself due to having no Penis and no one to fuck over with it.