I woke up one summer morn hearing the heavenly voice of an angel singing and coughing and there was the faint aroma of weed in my room, she walked over and took me by the hand whilst I lay in my bed of hay and said,
" thou art a wise and noble man, but you nobility and intellect are wasted on the common man, go forth and search for a internet forum, with the name "Freeones" and spread thyn gift to the world"
I quickly arouse and after giving me the best head of my life the angel departed, pulling up my britches I found a golden computer at my desk that had never been there before and after having some trouble setting up my broadband connection I was off in search of this magical site for which I only knew as "Freeones" it took me many a year but I found it, and in October of 2007 I completed my quest and was once again greeted by the angel from which I started.
"You have done me proud" she said, whilst unzipping my fly
And from then on I have been here almost everyday rain or shine, warm or cold to spread the word of BlueBalls a noble and wise man.
I hope that answers you question Jason Z :hatsoff: