Comfort Food: What Food or Meal Makes You Happy?

FreeOnes_Adam

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When it comes to comfort food, everyone has their go-to.


Having a shit day? Wash it down with some fries. No more fucks given.

Terrible break up? Pass the Mac and cheese, she was a bitch anyway.


What food helps you unwind, feel at home, get all cozy like?





Mr. Bean likes fried chicken, evidently.

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Need inspiration? 25 comfort foods listed here.
 

MileenaKiani

Official Checked Star Member
I LOVE food! Pancakes always make my day brighter as well as ice cream. I don't eat fast food anymore but on a bad day Arbys puts a smile on my face:)
 
Good chips and a big old sausage

Used to like the chicken balls you could get from the local Chinese but they're pretty horrible now
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Egg Rolls. I don't know why. Jack in the Box used to have the best egg rolls ever, but the last time I ordered some I noticed they've shrunk. There's a mini mart on the corner with a hot deli that has fantastic egg rolls, too, and they recently got bigger and even better.
 
How long have you got? Dirty kebabs, pizza, a good curry, chimichanga, Krispy Kreme.... even the right dirty sandwich. Chorizo or another salty, cured or garlic/spiced meat with a sweet relish or chutney like caramelized onion is great. Yesterday I did chicken tikka with some mixed leaves with houmous but on fruit bread with orange. Just shit I bought at the corner shop but thrown together in many many pieces. Bliss.

And fudge brown flavour Frijj or Mars milkshake. And white chocolate Magnum. Kettle chips, Walkers Sensations or Monster Munch. And huge slabs of mint Aero.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Let me start from dessert: Chocolate and [NOBABE]Vanilla ice[/NOBABE] cream, italian, with fresh, chopped strawberries and cream.

Opener: Onion soup with lots of garlic and fresh bread

Main course: Spare Ribs with mashed potatoes and brown gravy.

Accompanied with various fresh fruit juices.

Peace and happiness.
 
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How on Earth could you possibly dirty up a kebab?

In chip shops and dirty kebab shops all over England, the "elephants leg" of donner meat is a metaphor for Mystery Meat. You never want to know what the fuck you're eating and there are plenty of people that only eat them when pissed out of their minds. Personally I eat them sober, because I'm disgusting.

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Once at uni my mate bought a donner and held it upright until we got back to the block, and when he opened the wrapper all the fat had collected at the bottom so it looked like his pitta, meat and "salad" had been stood in about an inch of pure solid lard. Better yet, I have a friend of a friend who used to be teetotal, vegan and healthy living but he found out his girlfriend had cheated on him, so my mate Ben took him out and got him hammered on tequila, and on his way home he had a disgusting takeaway. He woke up the next day feeling so life-altered-forever horrifically bad inside that he wrote a folk song about it called "Kebabylon."

But yeah, get in my mouth. Donner meat with mint sauce and chilli or chicken meat positively drowned in garlic mayo. With chips. Pitta and salad is for homosexuals.
 
This diet is depriving me of my favorite. Country fried steak in gravy and homemade mashed potatoes.
 
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