Coffee-******** bird causes car crash (Parroty)

Police: Woman Blames Coffee-******** Parrot For Car Crash
April 16, 2015 12:41 PM

UNIONTOWN, Pa. (AP) – State police say a woman blames her coffee-******** pet parrot for distracting her moments before she crashed her car into a guardrail in Pennsylvania.

Troopers from Uniontown say the 35-year-old woman was driving on a South Union Township road just before 5 p.m. Tuesday when she noticed the bird pecking at the lid of her coffee cup. The woman says she struck the guardrail when she glanced down to see what the bird was doing.

The woman told police that the bird likes to ***** coffee – and they also found bird seed in a cup holder next to the coffee and a few feathers nearby.

Police say the woman broke her arm and had facial cuts because her air bag deployed.

The bird was safely removed from the vehicle.

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