Cock Slang

[member006]

In response to Legzman Pussy Slang thread here it is. Cock Slang I am ashamed that I actually can't cum up with many.

Cock
Dick
Wood
Woody
PP
Lil' man
Pile-driver

My Personal favorites

Big guy
Lolli
Tinker toy
MMMM

My all time favorite...

Seymour (as in feed me)

 

[vsdsc]

A stick of love

 

[Legzman]

This is EXACTLY what I knew you'd come up with!
Only other ones I can think of right now are:
Sausage
and
Bologna Pony

 

[Perfect]

Johnson?

 

[jod0565]

Schlong
Johnson
Tube Steak

 

[vsdsc]

Mr. Happy (forgot this one)
http://www.mrhappysplace.com/images/MrHappyMainLG.jpg

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

dd went out & I sneaked in. Here is my fav.
my husbands big cock.
pd

 

[Big P13]

One eyed monster
Wang
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wiggles
Little (insert your name here) like come on out Little Big P13
Skin Flute

I feel like I'm in an Austin Powers movie "looks like a giant..." "Willie!"

 

[member006]

g-man

 

[bnaked]

Fireman!

 

[holdol]

Larry....Larrys Loose!

 

[bookstore man]

Fireman!

hose goes right along with Fireman!

 

[drdeath67]

Meat
meat pipe
saddle horn
white owl
stripper pole
one eye trouser snake
chubby
Napoleon Bonnerpart

 

[drdeath67]

(Sorry for the double post)

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket Rocket
One Hole Friction Whistle
The Pink Oboe
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impale

 

[pitino]

intruder?

 

[dubbya9]

the little general, nuff said

 

[pussypoppa]

Mini-me
Mr President
President Bush
Frankenstien
Cannon
Rocket
Rocket Launcher
Volcano
Elephant Trunk
Snake
Pecker
Hot Dog
Limousine
Nuts and Bolt
Third Leg
Bone
Eiffel Tower
Loch Ness Monster

 

[KungFuDude]

"I call mine Stanley - like the power drill." (Andrew Dice Clay)

 

[member006]

"I call mine Stanley - like the power drill." (Andrew Dice Clay)

LOL I would love to drop on my knees for him. Just to prove that looking while at you...nm I would just love to.

 

[Irony]

poledriver