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Chyna Sex Tape

I really don't want to see Chyna and X-Pac get it on. But I have to!
 
I heard about this. It's probably not gonna be released because X-Pac is trying to re-join the WWE.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Me either, oh well, it's not like I'd be missing a helluva lot. Might be under Circus Act or something...
 
*This info is from some wrestling site i was on *

Today, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer and Sean "X-Pac" Waltman officially released their "sex tape" along with a press release to announce its' debut.

As mentioned before, the Howard Stern show recently described their tape as one of the most insane celebrity sex tapes on the market.

The name of the video is "One Night in China". Laurer will be starring in the next installment of the VH-1 reality TV series "The Surreal Life", where you can bet she'll be pushing the video.
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*Also from that same site*

Howard saw Chyna Doll's sex tape last night and said it was very disturbing. She and her boyfriend allegedly go to China to make the tape and her boyfriend looks like he had just gotten out of jail. They have sex at first in a very dimly lit area and you can't see anything. Then they have sex again in better lighting and you see way too much. At one point Chyna was dressed in a dominatrix outfit and Howard said she looked like Herman Munster when he dressed up like a rock star. Howard said that Chyna also has ass acne that goes all down her crack. Gary also saw the tape and said he thought it looked like Chyna had some big bruises too. Everyone agreed that there was just nothing sexual about this video.
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*And one more *

On Howard Stern this morning, Gary Del'Abate said he had seen the Chyna-Sean Waltman sex tape and said he'll never be the same.

It was said to be sad and graphic, saying it was like watching two guys make up. He said Chyna had shoulders like a linebacker, a big bruise on her leg, and pimples on her butt and her back.

Nobody knew Waltman's name even though his name has been mentioned on the show many times. They joked he looked like a guy in gay porn.
 
Anybody read the review? Pure comedy, and I quote...

"We watch as she takes it missionary, sweat glistening and her pussy looking like a pierced catcher’s mitt with a swollen thumb. More manly sex ensues and one notices that Joanie’s almost more buff than Sean… but I digress."

Classic stuff.
 
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