I'll try the old licker in the front and poker in the rear...
I will let her finish me.....off.
But not with the dildo.
But not with the dildo.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
::Cue lightsaber sound::
Whoa! :eek: Make love not war, baby!
Whoa! :eek: Make love not war, baby!
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I will fight her back with the weapon of my choice: her panties.
Nerd alert!!!!
OK, I thought along the same lines, except that she had one of the shortest lightsabers of all time. Well, besides Stan
PirateKing
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My weapon is already equipped.
I'd choose my junk with plenty of lube.
She'd be totally happy for at least 15 seconds.
She'd be totally happy for at least 15 seconds.
Indiana Jones jokes... it's not the years on them, it's the mileage.
