Chocolate on Boobs???

Does Chocolate (Food) on Breasts or a Naked Body Turn You On?

  • Yes, Of Course!!!

    Votes: 22 45.8%
  • Depends on my mood... Have I eaten all ready?

    Votes: 11 22.9%
  • Kinda, Is she fat and trying to be sexy or just Hungry?

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • No Way... A Pussy is plenty sticky for me!

    Votes: 14 29.2%

  • Total voters
    48
So, this is where I come from with this... I am so not a fan of when Women cover themselves in Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Gummy Bears... whatever! Also, the whole puring a gallon of milk on yourself... not getting that one either!

When I see any Dairy being put on a Woman I am like... damn... if that gets in her pussy she is going to stink up the building...

Chocolate... I just think Women get wet and sticky enough for me when they're turned on naturally. Seriously, I don't want having sech with a woman to be like getting on a slip and slide!

So, here's a poll... Does Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Milk, etc. do it for you? Please leave your opinions!

StarMan :spump:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
My only experience with this situation was a memorable one. I went to go pick up my girlfriend for dinner. Every Thursday after we're done teaching, we get sushi at our favorite restaurant. When I went into her apartment, I couldn't find her at first. I knew she was home because her jeep was outside. I checked the kitchen, noticed the bathrooms were empty, and went into the bedroom. She was laying spread eagle on the bed with sushi rolls placed at strategic places on her body - boobs, stomach, legs, and lower abdomen. Let me tell you, that was the best dinner ever. The rolls that she had used were small and easy to eat. She had planned ahead and bought the rolls immediately after school. Then she took them out of the refrigerator when she knew I would be coming to get her. Eating wasn't messy at all. After I finished with the rolls, I moved on to her, and fill in the rest...

Bottom line, easy to do and almost no cleanup whatsoever. Can't beat it!
 
Nope, just boobs is enough for me.
When I want food, I'm going to the kitchen.;)
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
When they're covered in chocolate, it looks weird to me, sticky icky etc.
Milk on the other hand isn't so bad for some reason
Some strategically placed whipped cream is probably the best IMO
 
That was pretty spot on! What was the from because it was really funny! I am thinking about moving to England just for the comidies! Have you ever seen The IT Crowd?

Also, it is glad to see I am not alone in this... my friends thought I was nuts. I did admit that if two women were covered in Chocolate and such that was fine by me!

StarMan
 
I'm like this guy - I'm not a big fan of it either.But sometimes the jobs
have to be dirty :D

I thought of this when you said it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

That was pretty spot on! What was the from because it was really funny! I am thinking about moving to England just for the comidies! Have you ever seen The IT Crowd?

Also, it is glad to see I am not alone in this... my friends thought I was nuts. I did admit that if two women were covered in Chocolate and such that was fine by me!

StarMan
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
That was pretty spot on! What was the from because it was really funny! I am thinking about moving to England just for the comidies! Have you ever seen The IT Crowd?

IT Crowd has been on here for a couple of years.But you have a pretty
big choice of the funny things you can watch here. :)
 
The last thing Americans need is to mix food with sex. We are already fat enough as it is. If you're hungry after sex, kick the girl out of the bed and tell her to go and make a sandwich for you.
 
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