Facetious
Moderated
So I'm at the store the other day and shampoo is on the list, so I end up grabbing this 'Finesse' stuff that looked reasonable to me.. and off I go.
It's time to shower up, so I get in and hose down head to toe and without paying much attention, I flip the cap of mentioned new shampoo open and squeeze a dab out onto my paw and looky look here, I just jerked off in my hand. . but . . I didn't ! honest !
Now I've got to go buy some food coloring 'cause my better conscience won't allow me to shampoo with product that looks like man cum ! :uohs:
FYI FWIW
BTW - Is there such a thing as "Grape color" food coloring ? violet or purple maybe ? I don't know about ***** red or green . . meh :o
It's time to shower up, so I get in and hose down head to toe and without paying much attention, I flip the cap of mentioned new shampoo open and squeeze a dab out onto my paw and looky look here, I just jerked off in my hand. . but . . I didn't ! honest !
Now I've got to go buy some food coloring 'cause my better conscience won't allow me to shampoo with product that looks like man cum ! :uohs:
FYI FWIW
BTW - Is there such a thing as "Grape color" food coloring ? violet or purple maybe ? I don't know about ***** red or green . . meh :o
