Cheesiest Pick-Up Line

Supafly

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So, which is the cheesiest pick-up line you ever used?

And, for extra credit: Did it work?

My most embarassing line was:

'Honey, just for being around you, I should have to pay amusement tax' (I said it in german - 'Süße, nur für's meine Anwesenheit in deiner Nähe müßte ich Vergnügungssteuer zahlen')

I was referring to a tax in Cologne that was put up after the prohibition of prostituition was taken away, and the city wanted to get some of the good money those hookers made. Gladly, the babe was not the sharpest ***** in the kitchen and I got a nice date and some extra special afterwards :1orglaugh
 

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