Caption Contest VI

[GregCentauro]

:helpme:

 

[BlueBalls]

- "So madam what do you think of the new carbon emission targets?"
- "Get to de choppa!"

 

[feller469]

-"Ma'am, are you ready for Santa Claus?"

- "THIS time I am ready for the white man to drop from the sky and invade my home. Oh yes, I am ready."

 

[lurkingdirk]

- "ma'am, I wanted to ask you about the bell on your bicycle."

- "Oh, that? I ring it once. If people don't get out of my way I shoot them in the back of the head with this. People soon learn to get the fuck out of my way."

- "That's quite harsh and alarming. Do you think you have given them a fair chance?"

- "I rang the bell. If you hear a bell and don't get out of the way, you're going to die. That's just the code by which we live here in South-East Asia."

 

[tartanterrier]

After man wanted a shot on her bike.He was met with fierce resistance

 

[lostwood_7]

"Mrs. Chan here feels even though she carries her M-16 everywhere she goes. She is quatoed here as saying; she's not ridin' dirty."

 

[Lust]

"and i swear that i dont have a gun. no, i dont have a gun. no, i dont have a gun. memoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia."

 

[StanScratch]

The Tianamen Square guy, 20 years later. Not quite as impressive.