Cannibal relatives ate boy alive

A seven-year-old boy was kept chained in a closet as relatives hacked off pieces of his flesh to eat, a court has heard.

In a case with echoes of the Fritzl family horror in Austria, Ondrej Mauerova was partially skinned in the closet in a cellar at his home in Kurim near Brno, in the Czech Republic, according to reports.

Here's a charming little story that I thought would brighten everyone's day. Cheers!

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I guess the next time a woman says she wants a piece of my ass, I'd better be sure of her intentions.:dunno:
 
This is a nice prelude to the dinner hour :o :pukey:

Agreed. I'm about to take my girlfriend to dinner because today's her birthday. Unfortunately, I'll have this gem going around in my mind the whole time, and I don't know if I'll be able to keep anything down for more than a few minutes.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I guess the next time a woman says she wants a piece of my ass, I'd better be sure of her intentions.:dunno:

Yuk Yuk Yuk :rofl:

Man, next time I tell a girl to eat me, I better be careful what I wish for.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I am very sad to say: nowadays, NOTHING shocks me anymore. :(
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I am very sad to say: nowadays, NOTHING shocks me anymore. :(

I was gonna post that! I agree with you. Nothing shocks me anymore.
 
as we say in germany: "liebe geht durch den magen"

(a close saying in your language would be "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." - the german saying doesn't use the gender property)

as those stories aren't funny at all, i have no other idea than irony to take those kind of human perversions without getting mad on the whole world.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I have a couple thoughts on the matter.

1. This is sorta like that hostel movie. DONT GO TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES! I mean, unless you're into that stuff. Hmm.. that one guy made pretty good bank in hostel 2..

2. Why do people get so mad in other topics but something like this comes along and all jokes, no bleeding hearts? Jus' sorta strange what brings peoples emotions to the edge, really. ::shrug::

3. We're having czech tonight? ::thinks:: Chili powder and some french wine, please.
 
#1 that's overreaction, based on fear and being defenseless
#2 because we have fear and are defenseless but don't say it
 
Wow, PETA's gonna pissed if they find out he was fed steroids to "beef him up."
 
That poor fucking kid, what a shithouse way to spend the first years of your life. I'm kinda glad they won't get death, hopefully they will have an equally hard time spending the rest of their lives in prison and be brutally murdered before they get to leave, or if they do get out, hopefully that poor bastard gets to track them down and gut them alive. Fucking religious cults.
 
This makes me so mad, what the hell is going on in their stupid little minds. How can another human-being do something like that to another human!
 
The story of how the family was discovered and caught is pretty crazy - imagine being the neighbors in this case!

Should I start a "suggest a punishment" thread (like I did for the Fritzl case) on this one???

;)
 
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