Can you recommend anything from the free porn on Showtime or HBO?

[r.edgemeyer]

Housesitting for a month and discovered the house has HBO and Showtime. Clicked on two shows and found they were barely above R-rated. Is there anything good on these channels? Typically laptop porn gets the job done but I have a cabin in the woods with a massive high def smart tv at my fingertips.

 

[sean miguel]

HBO has Westworld. It's got robots having sex or something. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard tings.

And you could watch Game of Thrones on demand and pause it whenever Daenerys shows her tits. Just be careful of that screen burn in.

enjoy.

 

[BCT]

HBO has Westworld. It's got robots having sex or something. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard tings.

And you could watch Game of Thrones on demand and pause it whenever Daenerys shows her tits. Just be careful of that screen burn in.

enjoy.

If it were Evan Rachel Wood having sex I would be in.

 

[RJS13]

Housesitting for a month and discovered the house has HBO and Showtime. Clicked on two shows and found they were barely above R-rated. Is there anything good on these channels? Typically laptop porn gets the job done but I have a cabin in the woods with a massive high def smart tv at my fingertips.

You have been house sitting for a month and just now realized the house has pay channels? I smell bullshit

 

[acenipplelicker]

did you clean the knobs off on the tv when the owners came back- eeeew

 

[knowone]

Plug the laptop into the TV and watch the real porn you have downloaded on the high def TV.

 

[sean miguel]

did you clean the knobs off on the tv when the owners came back- eeeew

hey Sanford and Son, TVs don't come with knobs anymore.