Can you handle it?

[HeartBroker]

Do you have any physical. religious, or moral constrictions that would preclude you from starring in the new (hypothetical) porn movie that I'm currently casting for?

Or anything that would distinguish you from the average applicant?

Please explain.

 

[enndaley]

Besides the frilled collar I'm wearing? If I had to get waxed, I'd be too sore to do anything.

 

[CunningStunts]

Over than being a real student of the game and a fan of the art form, I posses no other outstanding skills

 

[vodkazvictim]

Gonna be married, so can't stick my cock in another woman.

 

[Neutron66]

Gonna be married, so can't stick my cock in another woman.

He didn't say what type of porn it was going to be.

 

[HeartBroker]

He didn't say what type of porn it was going to be.

:rofl2:

Big Rep for you on that one!

 

[STDiva]

I'm racist.

 

[HeartBroker]

I'm racist.

That's funny because the plot of this porno is a RACE!

 

[STDiva]

I'm your man.

 

[biomech]

I can juggle pretty well. :dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

If it is not a remake of The Sure Thing or One Crazy Summer then I am taking no part of that.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Will any of the poonany be married, as that seems to be the majority of tail I've been getting lately. So, so many bored and under-attended housewives. And only one Orange Cat.

There's a plot line for ya.

Of course, I have six nipples. Does that preclude me from casting?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have leprosy. The models would have to be gentle with me, or they'd pull my Johnson right off. Literally.

 

[jod0565]

I have performance anxiety when it comes to other guys watching - the cameraman, lighting, spooge cleaner upper, etc.
Sorry, you'll have to shoot this Amazing Race without me.

But, send me a copy when it's done.

 

[Jagger69]

Do you have any physical. religious, or moral constrictions that would preclude you from starring in the new (hypothetical) porn movie that I'm currently casting for?

Or anything that would distinguish you from the average applicant?

Please explain.

Yes. I'm married so my only mistress is Freeones.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes. I'm married so my only mistress is Freeones.

Slut.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i am in alaska so i guess that would probably make me physically unable to partake (i'm assuming you won't be flying me where i need to be and compensating me extravagantly for missing work)...beyond that it really depends on your hypothetical film and what it entails

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I understand the working title is "fisting pie-eating albino midgets with elephantiasis go **** crazy in shemale leprosy colony,"

 

[Member442]

I will always stand in front or behind you whenever you want!

 

[JayJohn85]

Two blokes and a spoon