Can teens be "teens" again?
- Thread starter johnny06
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oh brother...
Once you're past a certain age, say, oh, I don't know, 20, you're not a teen anymore. Regardless of what websites want you to believe, 26 year old girls are NOT teens.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I'm not much of a teenie fan either 
Annoyances:
Teen porn sucks. They have no curves so if you like the *teen look* you might as well just call yourself a pedo.
Fake teens? You're 25 and halfway to 30. Give up the teen innocence bullshit and tell the truth, girls.
MILF's and matures? Honestly when you call a 30 year old chick a MILF.. she better be a *mother* because she still looks young half the time. MILF's either have to be obvious moms with stretch marks and the oft wrinkle.. or older ladies like Nina Hartley who can still ride a dick better than the TRUE teens out there with numb cunts like half the drivel at certain sites I wont name.
My likes?
Celebs. Doesnt matter if they can act or not.. although I fall madly in lust with them in certain movies.. But celebs are chosen because of their beauty.
Abby Winters. Lots of the girls dont shave... they're not pencil-thin.. and they're exotic enough to appeal to everyone. (Gotta love that aussie accent, too)
Teen porn sucks. They have no curves so if you like the *teen look* you might as well just call yourself a pedo.
Fake teens? You're 25 and halfway to 30. Give up the teen innocence bullshit and tell the truth, girls.
MILF's and matures? Honestly when you call a 30 year old chick a MILF.. she better be a *mother* because she still looks young half the time. MILF's either have to be obvious moms with stretch marks and the oft wrinkle.. or older ladies like Nina Hartley who can still ride a dick better than the TRUE teens out there with numb cunts like half the drivel at certain sites I wont name.
My likes?
Celebs. Doesnt matter if they can act or not.. although I fall madly in lust with them in certain movies.. But celebs are chosen because of their beauty.
Abby Winters. Lots of the girls dont shave... they're not pencil-thin.. and they're exotic enough to appeal to everyone. (Gotta love that aussie accent, too)
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Seems that I'm not only "Zionist scum" but also a "pedo".
I'm learning something new about myself every day. Thank you, FreeOnes! :spin:
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
I think your virginity can grow back. I know.That's like asking if someone can be a virgin again.
The answer is obviously no.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Senob's Sex Tips Corner
Regaining virginity:
Males - Easy, just say your a virgin. No male would admit to that unless it was the unfortunate truth. :thumbsup:
Females - Before you have sex, insert a thin cucumber slice an inch or so into your vagina. At the start of penetration, the guy will feel a slight resistance and bust through it, thinking he has just deflowered a virgin! :thumbsup:
Regaining virginity:
Males - Easy, just say your a virgin. No male would admit to that unless it was the unfortunate truth. :thumbsup:
Females - Before you have sex, insert a thin cucumber slice an inch or so into your vagina. At the start of penetration, the guy will feel a slight resistance and bust through it, thinking he has just deflowered a virgin! :thumbsup:
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If she left the cucumber slice in for too long do you think it would pickle?
Well, I do have more experience with "fake virgins" than real ones (as you can see from the editing of my post since I didn't know how far in the hymen was) but I'll admit I do not have the answer to this query. I will speculate though, that the pickling process does not proceed until the woman performs a douche, as those often contain vinegar, a main pickling ingredient.
:rofl2: hilarious.. ive actually ran into siuations where i've had to 'fake the funk' and say i was a virgin just to speak /w some of the uptight chicks i've met (at least around here in the 'bible belt')..
Not to split hairs too much, but I think one isn't a teen once they're PAST 19 (meaning, they are 20).
Yes, I know, generally girls are free to fuck and be in porn once they're 18. Ok, ok, ok.
But if it's kinda creepy for a 35, 40, 50, 60 year-old to jerk it to 20-year-old models, then it's getting even creepier when they are 18 and they look (or are trying to look) even younger. It's crossing into that pedo-zone, imho.
:2 cents:
No.
I always feel very uncomfortable about middle-aged men who have a fascination with "teens" - especially when the 18 year-old plus model is made to look younger than the law permits.
I always feel very uncomfortable about middle-aged men who have a fascination with "teens" - especially when the 18 year-old plus model is made to look younger than the law permits.
