Caligula director Tinto Brass plans 'first 3D porn'

[mrtrebus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8487552.stm
:bowdown:

 

[blackbull1970]

No big surprise, 3-D might be the savior for the porn industry if they do it right.

 

[lechepicha]

that would be an awesome experience... try to lick a 3D pussy...

 

[JayJohn85]

I still got the mental imagery of that blonde chick in one of his movies getting humped by the grooms father over a balcony while the groom and some friends where chatting outside the window.

 

[mrtrebus]

I still got the mental imagery of that blonde chick in one of his movies getting humped by the grooms father over a balcony while the groom and some friends where chatting outside the window.

What the hell are you talking about?!? That wasn't a Tinto Brass movie, that was YOUR wedding day!!

 

[JayJohn85]

What the hell are you talking about?!? That wasn't a Tinto Brass movie, that was YOUR wedding day!!

Naw if it was I would have organised it. After all pops need to approve of the missus.

 

[Neutron66]

Despite being a huge history buff I'm afraid I can't see the name "Caligula" without thinking of a naked Helen Mirren.

http://img-p.mrskin.com/data/split_tester/star_gallery/00072/4_ver-0000_1.jpg

 

[titsrock]

I think 3D is mostly a lame joke technology. I haven't seen anything in 3D since Jaws3D and that was so bad it made me laugh in the theater....

I can't be bothered to wear dumb-looking goggles to watch digital content...sorry :dunno:

 

[GregCentauro]

Well, well, well! Tinto Brass! When did he last direct a watchable movie? Something like 1982...? That's just as exciting as Jean-Luc Godard planning an incoherent porn clip.

At least I can imagine that one: Marina Vlady is a bored housewife selling her body on a construction site as a parable on capitalism.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Duck during the money shot!

 

[jod0565]

Not caring too much about this.

 

[LukeEl]

Will this be Malcolm McDowell's triumphant return???

 

[D-rock]

Isn't Caligula considered one of the biggest flops in the history of porn? It wouldn't give me hope for this, even if I didn't already know it would probably turn out lame anyhow.

 

[Sicario]

You mean James Cameron turned this once in a lifetime opportunity down?

 

[StanScratch]

Duck during the money shot!

Damn it. Too late.

 

[mrtrebus]

The movie is going to be called Caligula: Cuming At Ya!