Buying a bigmanharris.

[STDiva]

Any advice?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Insist they shave the back before you take it home.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Ask for the software update with proper English.

 

[maildude]

Does Craftsman tools make that?

 

[PirateKing]

Bigmanharris' weren't meant to be house pets. Who the hell sold you one?

 

[Will E Worm]

Harris Classic Tools... They look good. Do a search.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You're a tad late to the party, Diva. This thread is so yesterday.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Make sure you get the warranty.

 

[tartanterrier]

I've heard if you give him a season ticket to paradise and a new sellik shirt he's anybodys

 

[squallumz]

...and here i am with a smallladharris.

mom, i want a different one!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Carefull, lest ye unleash the Gaellic fury!

 

[Briana Lee]

Bahahahahaha!! Love it!!! :1orglaugh

I'd love 1 around my place though, to help with the chores. Just as long as he doesn't make dinner. You'd never know what he'd serve up!! I've seen the sort of thing they eat there! :eek:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Bahahahahaha!! Love it!!! :1orglaugh

I'd love 1 around my place though, to help with the chores. Just as long as he doesn't make dinner. You'd never know what he'd serve up!! I've seen the sort of thing they eat there! :eek:

:ban:
Talking bout non-whites as though they were possesions.
Also, demonstrated hostility towards "ethnic" food.
BAN!

 

[24 Grams]

No Kilt included...y'all know they wear nothing under there don't you?

I found that out the hard way...

 

[Briana Lee]

:ban:
Talking bout non-whites as though they were possesions.
Also, demonstrated hostility towards "ethnic" food.
BAN!

Aren't most people in Scotland white then? :dunno:

 

[24 Grams]

Aren't most people in Scotland white then? :dunno:

No, they're inbreds...













[Size=-40]J/K[/Size]

 

[PirateKing]

Bahahahahaha!! Love it!!! :1orglaugh

I'd love 1 around my place though, to help with the chores. Just as long as he doesn't make dinner. You'd never know what he'd serve up!! I've seen the sort of thing they eat there! :eek:

As long as you can tolerate the leg humping.

 

[Rane1071]

Don't do it, Diva. If you buy one, a Bigmanhaggis never stop's talking about soccer!.

Aren't most people in Scotland white then? :dunno:

No. They're all Gingers .. and the men wear dresses.

 

[larss]

Aren't most people in Scotland white then? :dunno:

Yes. Exceptionally so as the sun never shines north of the border.

Don't do it, Diva. If you buy one, a Bigmanhaggis never stop's talking about soccer!.

No. They're all Gingers .. and the men wear dresses.

Nearly right, Rane, but they are, "technically" white, albeit with bright orange hair.
The problem is not so much that they talk so much about soccer, more that they talk about Scottish soccer.

 

[The Grasshopper]

I'd buy him a drink or two... hoo-aah! :beer: