Britney Spears' music used to scare off Somali Pirates

[sean miguel]

Whoever believes that Britney Spears' music isn't powerful, need think again. Chart toppers like "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Oops I Did it Again" have proven to be effective weapons when blasted at approaching Somali Pirates who reportedly retreat at the mere sound of the songstress.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/28/Britney-Spears-Music-Used-To-Scare-Off-Somali-Pirates

 

[Jack Davenport]

This is so cotdam awesome on so many levels

 

[Jack Davenport]

This is so cotdam awesome and on so many levels.

 

[Chopper3000]

Her bald head days had the same affect.

 

[Johan]

"I’d imagine using Justin Bieber would be against the Geneva Convention"
:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

 

[Will E Worm]

They are not pirates.


The military should take care of them.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

You are not human please go away.

 

[Will E Worm]

You are not human please go away.

You're not. :troll:

 

[tartanterrier]

Do you think she will ever do a gig in Mogadishu

 

[sean miguel]

Do you think she will ever do a gig in Mogadishu

We could always parachute her in. But that would be our nuclear option so to speak.

"It's Britney, bitch."

 

[tartanterrier]

We could always parachute her in. But that would be our nuclear option so to speak.

"It's Britney, bitch."

I think that may work.Although if for whatever reason it didn't,you could always send in the rest of the Mickey Mouse club as a back up for a plan B.

 

[maildude]

Part of the new "Non-Lethal Response" initiative by the merchant marine.