Bree Olson is one hot cum dumpster!!!

[StanScratch]

use them on Dirk and Roald. They love that shit. Particularly if the decomposing member disintegrates inside them.

I already have. That is why I have 20, instead of my usual collection of 2000.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I really don't think that would be enough to protect you from the zombie cooties infesting what must be by now (and according to those Tweets) the vaginal equivalent of roadkill.

this is certainly plausible :o

 

[lurkingdirk]

Then what in the fuck am I supposed to do with these 20 dead hobo dicks? Fuck!

Lindsey Lohan.

 

[Galactic]

I have found a link, then it's much easier to read :
http://anongallery.org/2084/bree_olsons_twitter_stream
(yeah babe, blame it on Southpark !)

:google:

you know...id laugh out loud at that shit....except it's really, really, disturbing....and fuck all ya'll in advance who are about to give me shit for saying that....but my fucking god....wow.....just.....wow.....is she really that much in a hurry to get a killer disease and fucking die from it? wouldn't drugs or a .45 be quicker? amirite? :dunno:

 

[freeones_raymond]

I guess Charlie Sheen couldn't satisfy her either...

 

[PirateKing]

Let me get my magnifying glass....


Ahahahaha! Oh yes...she's filthy.

 

[feller469]

Not sure she is still in the running for the Susan B. Anthony Award this year

 

[alexpnz]

you know...id laugh out loud at that shit....except it's really, really, disturbing....and fuck all ya'll in advance who are about to give me shit for saying that....but my fucking god....wow.....just.....wow.....is she really that much in a hurry to get a killer disease and fucking die from it? wouldn't drugs or a .45 be quicker? amirite? :dunno:

I do agree......but I'd still roll my tongue up like a newspaper and stick it straight up her poop chute and then I'd probably marry her too!

 

[BlueBalls]

A lot of those posts, to me, sound a lot like the generic answers you'd often read in porn magazines when they'd interview some porn star you'd never heard of. I assume those kind of answers were supposed to make said pornstar more appealing to the sex starved assholes reading the magazine. Whereas most of the time they just sounded rather pathetic.

Interviewer: "So [pornstar #54871] what do you like most about sex?"
Pornstar #54871: "I just love cock and I love the feeling of hot, sticky cum running down the back of my throat. "
Interviewer: "Nice.... So, what are your thoughts on the current situation in Somalia? Will the drone attacks on perceived al-Qaeda targets help to quell and weed out the main proponents of the rising fundamentalist Islamic anti-western ideology in that country?"
Pornstar # 54871: "They should just send me in, I'd suck so much cock they'd calm dowm. Hehe..."
Interviewer: "Uh ... right. Why did The Economist agree to interview you again?"
Pornstar # 54871: "I love to suck cock ... and anal."
Interviewer: "OK, that'll be all."

Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is, yes, I did read the articles.

 

[Roald]

A lot of those posts, to me, sound a lot like the generic answers you'd often read in porn magazines when they'd interview some porn star you'd never heard of. I assume those kind of answers were supposed to make said pornstar more appealing to the sex starved assholes reading the magazine. Whereas most of the time they just sounded rather pathetic.

Interviewer: "So [pornstar #54871] what do you like most about sex?"
Pornstar #54871: "I just love cock and I love the feeling of hot, sticky cum running down the back of my throat. "
Interviewer: "Nice.... So, what are your thoughts on the current situation in Somalia? Will the drone attacks on perceived al-Qaeda targets help to quell and weed out the main proponents of the rising fundamentalist Islamic anti-western ideology in that country?"
Pornstar # 54871: "They should just send me in, I'd suck so much cock they'd calm dowm. Hehe..."
Interviewer: "Uh ... right. Why did The Economist agree to interview you again?"
Pornstar # 54871: "I love to suck cock ... and anal."
Interviewer: "OK, that'll be all."

Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is, yes, I did read the articles.

you just had to ruin it huh...

:ban:

 

[BlueBalls]

Did I?

Or did I just blow your freakin' mind!?!












No, I ruined it.

Good day to you. :hatsoff:

 

[Red Spyder]

She reminds me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

Now, I guess she needs to meet some John Holmes motherfucker....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did I?

Or did I just blow you because I love the feeling of hot, sticky cum running down the back of my throat?

:yesyes:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Sex.

Anal.

Sex.

Anal.

Oral.

Sex.

Anal.

Sex.

Cum.

Sex.

OMG!

 

[sexy_becky]

Jism wallet.


I can't say that enough.

lol, never heard that one before.

 

[Automate]

Imagine her starting to submit erotic stories to the coming story section the next time she finds her way here again (at the next MissFO contest, I'm sure). That's going to be quality stuff!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Imagine her starting to submit erotic stories to the coming story section the next time she finds her way here again (at the next MissFO contest, I'm sure). That's going to be quality stuff!

And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to...