Breaking News: The pope calls it quits!!!

[Roald]

http://www.ansa.it/web/notizie/rubr...ificato-Papa-dimette-28-febbraio_8225601.html

 

[Petra]

Oh fuck...this will enact the Malachy Prophecy!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED!

 

[Smallville22]

rotest:

 

[rivasky]

He plans to spend more time with his wife and kids.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I bet you someone's got something on him.

 

[Maggie Green]

QUOTE=rivasky;7369548]He plans to spend more time with his wife and kids.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Organized crime losses another leader. Long live free will.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

At least he has the dignity to quit. The previous mumbling, shaking, drooling and out of his head pope didn't so at least there is some improvement.

 

[rivasky]

mumbling, shaking, drooling and out of his head .

Sir Alex Ferguson is still in office

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wait, according to Catholics, isn't the papacy a calling from Dawg? By that reasoning, shouldn't he serve until death? I mean, he's essentially telling Dawg that his will supercedes Divine Will, right? :dunno:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Wait, according to Catholics, isn't the papacy a calling from Dawg? By that reasoning, shouldn't he serve until death? I mean, he's essentially telling Dawg that his will supercedes Divine Will, right? :dunno:

A calling from Dawg? Apparently Dawg gave him a call and told him his ass was fired.

 

[gunslingingbird]

A calling from Dawg? Apparently Dawg gave him a call and told him his ass was fired.

All firings must come in written form. In other words, PICS, OR I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

 

[Johan]

Man, these are really dark times in Itly : Even the Pope is now unemployed

 

[twat36975248664224]

Maybe he got tired of god talking to him in his sleep?

 

[Buzzboy]

I never liked him.

 

[itputsthelotion]

Will they replace him with a rabbit?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Two threads on this? Fine, I'll put what I wrote in the other thread here too.

"Now that Emperor Palpatine has stepped down, they can finally elect a rabbit in keeping with the tradition of Peter." -DarkWarrior3007

 

[luis1972]

May the force be with you...

 

[BlueBalls]

His secret papal stash of orphaned young boys sigh. For them, the nightmare is over... until the next one gets elected.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Only dumb people still belive in god or jesus or the pope! So who fuckin' cares?