Breaking News: Bristol, the oldest daughter of Sarah Palin is pregnant

CNN confirmed Bristol Palin, a 17 years old high school student is indeed pregnant and will marry her fiance !

Details to be followed !!!!!!!!!!!!! :fight:

THE RNC Convention will be a laughing joke and McCain's choice will be shot down soon not by the N. Vietnamese missiles MADE IN RUSSIA but by the American voters !!
 
From NBC's Mark Murray
Reuters: "The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said. 'We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,' the Palins' statement said. 'Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support,' the Palins said."

*** UPDATE *** Here's a statement the McCain camp released from Todd and Sarah Palin, which is identical to the quote in the Reuters story: "We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us. Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support."

"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates."
 
Wow maybe she will eat my ass aswell, and as their evangelical no abortions so shes screwed unless they sacrifice it at Bohemian Grove or something.



:hatsoff:
 
I, Lovejoy, was accused by another poster about Sarah Palin.

I have stated clearly with solid proof that I, Lovejoy, provide pictures of Bristol Palin she is indeed pregnant.
I , Lovejoy, state, Bristol Palin, is 5-6 months pregnant. Someone accused me Bristol Palin was eating too much hamburgers at Burger King !

GOD is on my side ! I do not bullshit and never bullshit in this Forum.

I stated clearly on 08/08/08 Russia will attack American interests in the darkest moments of Olympics and everyone laughed at me. Once again, Lovejoy proved on 08/08/08, Russia resurrected its military might to challenge America !!!!
 
McCain is going to do everything in his power to keep Bristol and her boyfriend together, he'll probably be pissed if they end up on the Maury Show or something before November.....
 
The story that just keeps giving..
 
I, Lovejoy, was accused by another poster about Sarah Palin.

I have stated clearly with solid proof that I, Lovejoy, provide pictures of Bristol Palin she is indeed pregnant.

I , Lovejoy, state, Bristol Palin, is 5-6 months pregnant. Someone accused me Bristol Palin was eating too much hamburgers at Burger King !

GOD is on my side ! I do not bullshit and never bullshit in this Forum.

I stated clearly on 08/08/08 Russia will attack American interests in the darkest moments of Olympics and everyone laughed at me. Once again, Lovejoy proved on 08/08/08, Russia resurrected its military might to challenge America !!!!


Sweet Jesus...

Russia, with its "military might" has attacked Georgia, which is an independent state, not a US interest. Russia has not challenged America with any military might, what were these "darkest moments" of the Olympics.

It's very obvious where you stand politically, and that you really enjoy a good conspiracy theory, but what about Palin's statement makes this damaging to her? She was like "yep- now she's going to have to be a responsible adult- we'll be there for her." And? So listen, Nostradamus, keep predicting the end of the world, and let the election play out as it will. I doubt this is going to be anything more damaging to her than all the Reverend Wright stuff was to Obama.

Oh, and speaking of yourself in the third person makes you look like a tool.

Hedonis says so.


H
 
Just to be serious for a moment :eek: why do so many people care?

There must be 6 or 7 threads about this woman, mine included that was recently erased, so I said she ate my ass what does that matter and it was a joke (mods again!!!). But come on 6 or 7 threads its a joke now isnt it it cant just be because she is a woman and shes semi attractive, come on are we that shallow? There has to be another reason.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I stated clearly on 08/08/08 Russia will attack American interests in the darkest moments of Olympics and everyone laughed at me. Once again, Lovejoy proved on 08/08/08, Russia resurrected its military might to challenge America !!!!

Wow. You certainly are a prophet.
 
I agree with Blue Balls, I would like Sarah Palin to eat my ass, and then I will impregnate HER ass with little ass-babies.

Rectally yours,
Senob
 

Spleen

Banned?
Her name is BRISTOL? Oh sweet jesus...
 
This makes what was already a very questionable pick by McCain now look like a disaster.Will she withdraw? Eithier way his campaign and chances are very much different then they were just a week ago.Did she withhold this info while being vetted? She must have,I can't beleive they would have chosen her if they knew this. I can just imagine how angry McCain is to have this come out.His convention ruined by the hurricaine,his VP pick turning out to be a disaster,it just ain't your week John.:1orglaugh
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The sad part is, I bet a lot of people who were originally McCain supporters won't vote for him now. They'll sit there and think to themselves, "How can Palin assist in running our country when she can't even run her own household?" When, in all reality, having a pregnant 17 year old daughter isn't all that uncommon these days. You could be the best parent in the world and know where your children are 24-7...and they'll still find a way to do inappropriate things.
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ ^ There's no disaster Fri. !! I think that it's kinda hip !! :tongue:



What the hell else is there to do in a place like Alaska aside from fuck like bunnies ? :dunno:

If young ms. Palin is anything like her mums, she prolly has every dick in the state after her !!!! :D
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
The sad part is, I bet a lot of people who were originally McCain supporters won't vote for him now. They'll sit there and think to themselves, "How can Palin assist in running our country when she can't even run her own household?" When, in all reality, having a pregnant 17 year old daughter isn't all that uncommon these days. You could be the best parent in the world and know where your children are 24-7...and they'll still find a way to do inappropriate things.

Ever seen 'The Mist'? I just saw it last night for the first time and dammit, I had absolutely nothing good to say about religious conservatives BEFORE I watched it..

Umm.. I.. ::thinks::

I hope what you said proves true, but I do not feel hopeful that all the conservatives who wont vote for him now will change to 'reality' any time soon. Then again, if we elect a *black man* (sigh) as president, perhaps that little slap in the face will move us one step closer to a better future. It's not like there was any real choice to vote for this time anyway, but ya couldnt tell that to the conservatives.

If I had a dollar for every ignorant person who said they sincerely hope Obama doesnt win because of some race war or because he's a ni**er.

He isnt a ni*, he's as white as Bryant Gumbel for fuck's sake! He's well-spoken, he's... ehh, I cant convince anyone while I'm here venting about it. Damned conservatives dont even know how to get their facts or news online to check who their candidates even are! (at least the ones around here.)
 
What the hell else is there to do in Alaska but fuck like bunnies !

True,long cold nights up there as well.I'm sure they never dreamed being evangelicals who I'm sure are into abstinence only that there little girl was doin the nasty lol.Compound that with being against birth control anyway and they were just looking for something like this to happen.These people need to get in the real world and except that teenagers are going to have sex,but that doesn't mean they have to become parents.But when your against sex ed,birth control ,abortion you are ripe for this as a parent.I still am trying to decide what would be better for McCain now, make her withdraw which of course would look bad or keep her which looks bad as well.I would bet she goes and they pick someone else,she has lost her appeal to the conservatives now and had no appeal to anyone else.
 
Can't say i am shocked by it, young folks is always having sex making babies, its their life, they have to deal with it now.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
You could spend 30 days of night fighting killer vampires.

That movie was set in Alaska wasnt it :dunno:

As opposed to the soft, pacifist vampires?

I want to fight gandhi vampire. I wanna fight William Shatner vampire. I dont wanna fight my dad as a vampire, though. I wanna actually talk to him before I stake him thru the heart.
 
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