Bottoms up! What's been in you?

[RealMenSwallow]

Alright fellas, you know you've played with your ass, or had it played with, before whether you'll cop to it or not. So what have you, or someone else, put in your ass? I'll start us off.

I have tried a number of things up there. I had a girlfriend who used dildos and a strap-on . I've used my own fingers, my ex's dildo's, and a few household objects one shouldn't try. :eek:

Oh yeah, and I had a cock up there too.

So come on guys, don't be shy. Let's hear what you've put up there or had someone else put in you!

:stir:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

A thermometer.

 

[LuvMySchminz]

Man...where do I even start?

Hot dogs and sausages (frozen and cooked), buttplugs, dildos, shampoo/conditioner bottles, grapes, bananas, turkey baster full of vodka, ginger, minuature baseball bat, fingers.

Oh...and more than a few dicks.

 

[Dr.Beasto]

My fingers and a beer bottle.

 

[Rhino205]

Had gf's use their dildo's on me.... wifes used her beads....and a strap on

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm still looking for a cock to go in there but I've used my fingers, dildo's, prostate massagers, anal beads, the opposite end of a vibrating shaver lol. My girlfriend has used her fingers, dildo's and such on me also. And we are probable getting a strap on at some point.

 

[ZeroDay]

In the past I've had several objects in my ass but since I've tried the real thing I've had almost exclusively only cocks inside me, there's nothing better than a real cock.

 

[squallumz]

monster trucks.

monsters.

earthquake weather.

fools gold.

the letter U.

 

[Luongman]

Dildos, tongues, and cocks multiple at the same time. lol

 

[Plastique]

rolling pin,
kitchen roll holder,
vodka bottle,
airfreshener can

and... currently using a John Holmes replica/


But don't tell the missus...don't think she'd approve.

 

[Deepcover]

Man...where do I even start?

Hot dogs and sausages (frozen and cooked), buttplugs, dildos, shampoo/conditioner bottles, grapes, bananas, turkey baster full of vodka, ginger, minuature baseball bat, fingers.

Oh...and more than a few dicks.

You left out the zucchini...

 

[squallumz]

anders' pay check, petra's chili recipe, a ghost..

 

[vodkazvictim]

anders' pay check, petra's chili recipe, a ghost..

You like trolling this thread, don't you?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

You like trolling this thread, don't you?

He really wants to tell us what he´s actually stuck up there, but he´s still afraid to come out.

 

[dawes001]

Dildo, vibrator, fingers and various vegetables, no cock yet......

 

[jamandjelly]

Fingers and a strapon

 

[squallumz]

poop

 

[azbibottom]

Growing up my bed post was the perfect implement to put in my backside. It was the perfect height to be able to stand and insert.

Since then naturally I have had a few dicks and a couple of strap-ons along with various toys and fingers.

 

[squallumz]

corn.





























on the cob.

 

[LuMonty]

my fingers, someone else's fingers, my butt plug, and my dildo. The one cock I tried was too large, to say the least.