Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.

There was a time, before the Corona virus, that a really terrible movie was released. It had a lot of star power, unusual CGI effects and a really confusing plot. Among the unusual effects was the anatomically correct portrayal of the cats, including buttholes. Someone in post production was a little puritanical and decided we, as a society, weren't mature enough to see actors in cat costumes with buttholes intact.

A hashtag on twitter, #releasethebuttholecut has popped up with several powerful film industry types chirping in with their support for this noble cause. I almost fully support this effort except that the result will be that I'd see James Corden's and Dame Judy Dench's CGI buttholes.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/cats-movie-butthole-cut/

 

[Supafly]

Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi

If there is justice in this universe, this movie shall be released!!

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If there is justice in this universe, this movie shall be released!!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi

Fuck me. Someone else is referring to themselves in the third person.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi

Fuck me. Someone else is referring to themselves in the third person.

Yeah. Listen to that accent too. DOES IT SOUND FAMILIAR AT ALL?

 

[Preston Garvey]

Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi

We've got word of a settlement that needs your help, Adam.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi

I see enough of my cat's butthole when he lays on my chest and refuses to turn around the other way.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

But you still want to see Judy Dench's Buttshole, don't you?

 

[Johan]

Judy Dench's butthole ?! Please no, don't do that, seing her face makes me sick I don't wanna see her butthole !

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Does anyone have news on this phenomenon?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

 

[Torre82]

This is relevant to your interests:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Fuck. I couldn't even make it through thirty seconds. That shit was on broadway for decades?

 

[Supafly]

Fuck. I couldn't even make it through thirty seconds. That shit was on broadway for decades?

I watched the Musical way back when I still was young, with my dad and younger sister, in Hamburg. It was quite charming, in the pause some cat actresses came out and one very sexy little one neared me, pointing at the ice cream I had in hand, and took a lick...

Was a great experience, all in all

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah? Did she show you her butthole?

 

[Supafly]

Yeah? Did she show you her butthole?

No, she wore a full catsuit

 

[tvstrip]

Covered here too.

 

[Torre82]

Gotta be honest, Taylor Swift in a catsuit covers too many fetishes to feel comfortable.

\spits on hand
... But ppl have fapped to worse.