Boobquake puts Cleric's Theory to the test

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Boobquake Puts Cleric's Theory to the Test

Ind. Student's Light-Hearted Experiment Reveals More Than Just Whether Immodestly-Dressed Women Cause Earthquakes

(CBS) A senior Iranian cleric's controversial theory that immodestly-dressed women can cause earthquakes is being put to the test, thanks to an Indiana student and 80,000 accomplices.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted in Iranian media last week as saying that "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

Jennifer McCreight, a Purdue University senior majoring in genetics and evolution, told CBS Affiliate WLFI correspondent Niccole Caan she wanted to take a light-hearted approach to field testing the cleric's scientific theory.

She's asking women to dress immodestly on Monday, April 26, so that any discernable effects upon the Earth's tectonic plates can be traced.

"I want to do good science to counter the bad science this cleric had performed," she told WLFI. "I'm going to compare the frequency and severity of the earthquakes on the 26th to earthquakes previous to that, and see if there is a statistical difference."

She admitted her experiment, dubbed Boobquake, was "light-hearted mockery," but had no idea it would take off the way it has.

Thinking the Boobquake guest list would be limited to a small circle of friends, McCreight soon found news of the event, posted on a Facebook page devoted to Boobquake, had gone viral, with many willing to participate in the experiment.

By Friday, more than 80,000 women had signed up, adding even more heft to the scientific calculus.

McCreight did not dictate what to wear - only that women should dress as immodestly as they feel comfortable doing.

"I'm not ******* people to dress differently than they would be," McCreight told WLFI. "Even showing an ankle to some people would be immodest, so you can interpret that however you wish."

For the record, on Monday she wore a tank top.

For more info:
Blag Hag (Jennifer McCreight's blog)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/26/ap/strange/main6433641.shtml?tag=pop :hatsoff:
 

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Ace Bandage

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Purdue and Indiana. That's how you represent the Hoosier state, baby.

The correlation between immodesty and earthquakes is equitable to the correlation between prematurely reading about OT III (and Xenu) and developing pneumonia.

WLFI is also my local news station. Just sayin'...
 
Minka's tits can shake the world!!!! This theory is ridiculous. If that was the case a super volcano would have destroyed America a long time ago
 
You gotta know that the cleric in question is just a boob fan, possibly even a bigger boob fan than our dear friend titsrock. So in saying this he knew what was going to happen, he knew that there would be some women out there who just couldn't take it lying down (ahem), who would attempt to prove his theory wrong in the only way they knew how. So he just sat back, cracked one open and kept youtube open for about three weeks straight until the first in a long line of 'Boobquake' deniers came out of the woodwork to bounce em' up and down as definitive proof he was wrong.

Y'all got played.

But kudos to Mr Cleric, he's awesome! Thank you sir. :D




Coincidentally, I hear Kleenex's profits have shot up in Iran to their highest point in about 50 years.... dirty boy. :nono:
 
You gotta know that the cleric in question is just a boob fan, possibly even a bigger boob fan than our dear friend titsrock.
Oh no you didn't. Someone's cruising for some red rep...:mad::mad::mad:

I agree though..this Cleric is my new bud. I'd like to take him to Hooters here in America and win him over to the cleavage and freedom side of life :bowdown::glugglug::angels:
 
Boobs=earthquakes. Now, there's some solid scientific reasoning! :rolleyes:

Where's that facepalm smiley we were promised? :dunno:
 
i love boobquakes from gianna michaels also tits being exposed then there being an earthquake and believing tits being exposed was the cause is a non sequitur but somehow i don't think explaining that logic would really resolve his belief in his theory
 
Maybe they are looking at this all wrong. Maybe it's not the showing of more boobage that causes earthquakes. Maybe it's the rhythmic rapid response of the male population on the viewing of such that's the cause. ;)
 
Maybe they are looking at this all wrong. Maybe it's not the showing of more boobage that causes earthquakes. Maybe it's the rhythmic rapid response of the male population on the viewing of such that's the cause. ;)

I think you're right D-rock. Everytime I see some great cleavage, my knees get weak, my head starts spinning, and my heart starts running like a jackrabbit...pretty much everything that happens when I'm in a real earthquake :dunno:


I wore my corset the other day. I didn't even feel a tremor!!

WHERE'S MY KLEENEX!!!!!!
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