They must've been extreme cuckold types that just wanted to slide into a cummy mess that others made. And what about prefires? Will there be backup guys to cover the ones who dont fit the timing window?
What I'm saying is, the logistics are impossible. The whole thing would be hours upon hours of nothing. Boredom, even. Unless everyone is on X + poppers + horny zygote weed + jerking constantly + her hole is PRECISELY lubricated. Fucking a sloppy mess is like.. NO sensation, just the straight mental aspect.
Do I appreciate every aspect of sex? Every possible temperature, sensation, lubrication? Yes.
But there are such awful feelings that only work mentally. Like if I'm sliding into an overwet? Someone towel this bish off.
Underwet? Be stupid-careful with lube. One drop too much is just.. uch.
Cummy mess? I dont even like fucking my mess back into the wife, a third of the time. But I made the mess, I'm going limp and BY JOVE I'M GONNA RIDE THIS THING UNTIL THE ENGINE STOPS! .... *30 seconds later* aaand done.
So 1,057 reasonably bisexual or infinitely thirsty dudes, with incredible timing, one in the mouth for.. literally half a damned day?
Like.. sex is hard. a 12 hour shift is hard. Laying still and doing jack shit for 12 hours is hard. Not getting bored with the exact same thing for 12 hours is hard.
This is rampant nonsense and I'll hear no more of it, Ms Blue!