BLAST OFF!!!!
BlueBalls trying his new human rocket scheme again
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Well there really isn't much point in me living this kind of lifestyle if I'm not going to put the after effects to good use now is there? :dunno: What you see here ladies and gentlemen are only the ealry stages of what we hope to be a 10 year project. We still haven't found the right concoction of raw chicken, rotting shrimp, red bull and sour milk yet to produce the correct amount of lift, but we'll get there. You better believe your freshly showered clean asses we'll get there, or the suicide pills will be a-poppin.
On a side not: whimsy, I wish you could have told me you were going to announce our little project to the wider community. I might have at least showered and dressed properly. Instead of looking like I've been wading waist deep in a pool of my own disease infested shit for several weeks, which in turn is exactly what I've been doing, but that's not important.
Can you smell that?
I love the smell of my own turgid faeces in the morning (or early evening as the case may be) . . . . it smells like victory.
FREEDOM!!!
On a side not: whimsy, I wish you could have told me you were going to announce our little project to the wider community. I might have at least showered and dressed properly. Instead of looking like I've been wading waist deep in a pool of my own disease infested shit for several weeks, which in turn is exactly what I've been doing, but that's not important.
Can you smell that?
I love the smell of my own turgid faeces in the morning (or early evening as the case may be) . . . . it smells like victory.
FREEDOM!!!
That's a good way to get your feet dirty....
I can only wait for the day we both are waist deep in our disease ridden feces, get out the celebration wine glasses, pee in them, pop open a bottle of a fine wine and mix it. Finally being able to toast each other over a job well done and the mission being complete.
One day. One day. For now with this public exposure we can hopefully acquire the proper funding and test area we need.
In a way, when we do complete this mission of ours, I will miss the late nights of shitting with each other in ways that the normal person could never imagine. However, with our innovative ways, we will be bigger than fuel, oil, and any kind of energy there is. For we shall turn the human body into a personal means of transportation!
In the meantime, back to the lab...
:crying:
It brings a tear to the eye to hear you speak in this way. Yes of course the smell is part of it, but the emotions that run through a person after all these months of hard work with the stomach aches, doctors appointments and intensive care visits - allows one to truly take in all of our great work as a whole and not just some of the relatively minor questions that go through you day to day; what piece of rotting meat are we going to force down today? Or, does my shit have blood in it, for example.
I love our intimate shit nights together, I truly believe you can never really know a person until you've helped them with their impacted colon - that was a great night :thumbsup: - and wiped the sweat from their heaving brow one shit stained finger at a time, that's intimacy you people will never understand. You can have all of the coked out freaky sex as you want, you're never going to find or share a moment like that and I pity you all for it.....
Of course, I was sceptical that you decided to allow this to be common knowledge, but now that I've given it come thought I think I'll have to agree. We need money people, the land we're leasing off of the state has gone completely to shit (literally), all of our testing grounds are gone and the former missile silo that we use to house the majority of our collective waist is almost full. That's not even getting onto the damn environmentalists who are camped outside of the property - those names they shout really hurt......
So anyone want to help a couple dreamers out? :o
Hillhopper, my dear lass, I am afraid you do not appreciate the finer things in teamwork. It is ok.
For BlueBalls and I share a mutual respect we are able to come up with answers that every one else is wanting. With the sacrifices we make with our friends and family by our shit tests just so one day you can have a ass-rocket to get you from place to place and completely cut out the costs of a car, gas, maintenance; the money that will be saved will be grand. We will single handedly turn the economy around on a global level.
BlueBalls and I are trying to make a difference. Sure, to the casual naked eye, one sees this and think he and I are just playing in our feces. I assure you we are not! We only play in it during proper designated break times. However, you throw up.... we will not give up!
We are trying to make the world a better place. The only necessities we will need is food. Proper food so that our ass-rockets will be as efficient as possible.
For now you might be skeptical. That is ok. With promises that politicians give the people administration after administration. It is time that BlueBalls and I put our heads together and shit out some goddamn answers that will provide solutions!
We shit! Because we CARE :hatsoff:
You guys should have consulted me. You can accomplish this in one easy step using a variety of raw and rotten meats, antacids, cayenne pepper, a vibrating bed, and a very reliable butt plug.
Can a third join in?
Can a third join in?
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