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Billy Mays Has Been Dead For 14 Years. But Wait... Uh, Never Mind.

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Who in their right mind would want to run into Billy Mays in a dark alley when he was alive? That cocaine-infused pitchman looked like he occasionally enjoyed a good brawl.

The last time I saw Billy Mays was on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno. Dana Carvey almost made a fatal mistake trying to upstage Billy. I thought I was about to witness a murder.


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