Bigfoot Hoaxer ****** in Accident

[gunslingingbird]

A Montana man was struck and ****** by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.

Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief.

Trooper Jim Schneider, interviewed by the Daily Inter Lake.com, said that Tenley "was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting. You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

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[Supafly]

Epic Mountain Man tells his story!

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

:wtf: :ban:

 

[alexios]

What a complete dumbass. People like this **** me off anyway. Without addressing Cryptozoology's legitimacy, most people who claim to have seen a Sasquatch are very serious about what they've experienced, and to pointlessly and deliberately mislead people for for and amusement is really pathetic.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

White people

 

[Ravenholm]

I think it was Bigfoot that ran him over for trying to move in on his patch and for attempting to impersonate him.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Maybe the guy is lucky it wasn't mating season. Better death then a big foot up my arse.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

i almost drowned trying to imitate the loch ness *******

 

[Johan]

So, basicaly, the man wanted to hoax a big foot sighting and got ****** 'cause his suit made him hard to see

 

[STDiva]

Darwin award nominee.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Ha ha.