Personally, for me the most exciting part of the fiasco that was Big *******, was the tragically laughably tale of the long gone and almost forgotten loud mouthed bigot that was Jade Goodie. I never watched the show in any way shape or form but have had to suffer listening to friends and colleagues discuss at length the hilarity of what amounts to a camera mounted on the wall of a retard asylum.
The news pages online are awash with bright colourful pics of the new contestants, who once again prove, abortion is not ****** - its just the right thing to do.
The Big ******* cow has been milked until its udders are enflamed, sore and the nipples once abundant with milk, now ooze a fine ****** puss.
However -
I propose a new slant on the camera on the wall freakshow to the television networks, a guaranteed crowd pleaser and one that will actually do what we all think when we watch the regular version, i.e see the contestants get whats coming to them in gloriously boodly fashion!
Death House!!!
12 death row inmates, all hardened criminals, why limit to just men? Make it a mixed bunch and rig the house with booby traps of devilish design!
Fail the tasks set by the home audience and starve!
Get voted off and be served the death penalty! (Subject to a home audience vote on the means!)
Come the final show, the surviving contestant is locked in the house with Davina McCall, if either survives, who cares?!
I'd watch it! If movies like Gamer and Death Race are anything to go by, the "near future" is now and **** like this cant be far from getting on air!
The news pages online are awash with bright colourful pics of the new contestants, who once again prove, abortion is not ****** - its just the right thing to do.
The Big ******* cow has been milked until its udders are enflamed, sore and the nipples once abundant with milk, now ooze a fine ****** puss.
However -
I propose a new slant on the camera on the wall freakshow to the television networks, a guaranteed crowd pleaser and one that will actually do what we all think when we watch the regular version, i.e see the contestants get whats coming to them in gloriously boodly fashion!
Death House!!!
12 death row inmates, all hardened criminals, why limit to just men? Make it a mixed bunch and rig the house with booby traps of devilish design!
Fail the tasks set by the home audience and starve!
Get voted off and be served the death penalty! (Subject to a home audience vote on the means!)
Come the final show, the surviving contestant is locked in the house with Davina McCall, if either survives, who cares?!
I'd watch it! If movies like Gamer and Death Race are anything to go by, the "near future" is now and **** like this cant be far from getting on air!
