Best sex tape???

[Memorex]

Which celebrity, or hell even wanna be celebrity has the best sex tape out there. If you can post links so everyone can join in the fun. One of my favs is the chic from survivor.

http://www.hostave.net/videox/02/index.html?id=askjolene

 

[Legzman]

I like the one with Janine! :thumbsup:

 

[jumbo_jim]

In terms of what you see, my favourite is Mimi Mcpherson.

 

[elcu]

My fave is Severina's.

 

[maildude]

I like the one with Janine! :thumbsup:

That's probably the best one.
:thumbsup:

 

[Zelkguy]

Hilton tape ?

 

[dave_rhino]

Screech from Saved By The Bell.

 

[Clarkie25]

Celebrity sex tapes all suck. From Hilton all the way to Screech and the garbage in between.

 

[dave_rhino]

We know, that's part of what makes them so entertaining.

 

[Clarkie25]

We know, that's part of what makes them so entertaining.

But they're not entertaining. Most celebrities who come out with a sex tape can't fuck their way out of a paper bag.

 

[thetruth83]

Keeley

 

[max0rz]

But they're not entertaining. Most celebrities who come out with a sex tape can't fuck their way out of a paper bag.

seemed fine to me

what exactly constitutes good sex, or how exactly is it rated may I ask.

AFAIW sex in pornos isn't nessecarily representative of ''real'' sex

 

[dave_rhino]

Most celebrities who come out with a sex tape can't fuck their way out of a paper bag.

But that isn't why people want to see them. If they wanted "porno" sex, with hot women and elaborate situations, they would watch a porno.

People want to see celebrity sex tapes people they want to see them having sex. Pure and simple.

It's the same reason the paparazi want to take photos of celebs topless on the beach. They might not have the greatest tits in the world, but the public don't care about that, they just wanna see them topless anyway. That is why those kinds of shots are worth so much money to the media, and that is why the sex tapes are as well.

 

[Clarkie25]

seemed fine to me

what exactly constitutes good sex, or how exactly is it rated may I ask.

AFAIW sex in pornos isn't nessecarily representative of ''real'' sex

the stuff you see in celeb sex tapes is so utterly boring. if you're going to put a sex tape out atleast throw something in that may surprise veiwers. Wow,Paris talks on her cell phone during sex? That's super surprising to everyone. Maybe it's because I loathe most if not all mainstream celebs but

 

[dave_rhino]

the stuff you see in celeb sex tapes is so utterly boring. if you're going to put a sex tape out atleast throw something in that may surprise veiwers. Wow,Paris talks on her cell phone during sex? That's super surprising to everyone. Maybe it's because I loathe most if not all mainstream celebs but

It may be hard to believe, but not all sex tapes get recorded with the intention of being sold to the public. Most could just be two people who want to do it to be kinky. The same reason I, or any other "normal" person would want to do it.

 

[Clarkie25]

It may be hard to believe, but not all sex tapes get recorded with the intention of being sold to the public. Most could just be two people who want to do it to be kinky. The same reason I, or any other "normal" person would want to do it.

If you're recording it you obviously want somebody to see it sometime.

 

[Iamforever]

If you're recording it you obviously want somebody to see it sometime.

yeah, themselves.

 

[dave_rhino]

If you're recording it you obviously want somebody to see it sometime.

Ridiculous statement!

IAF nailed it right on the head.

If I recorded me and my girlfriend having sex I would never want anyone to see it, it would be for me to watch later. Or maybe just to get a kick out of knowing we were being recorded.

 

[Clarkie25]

Ridiculous statement!

IAF nailed it right on the head.

If I recorded me and my girlfriend having sex I would never want anyone to see it, it would be for me to watch later. Or maybe just to get a kick out of knowing we were being recorded.

that's what he said? I couldn't read it. Normal people may do it for that reason. Mainstream celebs do it because more than likely they want somebody to see it. Nobody is paying attention to me! I have a new show or movie coming up. I better make sure this sex gets recorded!

 

[dave_rhino]

He said "themselves" I was just expanding it slightly and also adding my own opinion.

Do you know celebrities? Did they tell you their masterplan of releasing their sex tapes? Sorry I didn't realise. I must be wrong.

Tell Paris Hilton/Pamela Anderson/Keeley/Abi Titmuss and all those others "hello" from Dave Rhino next time you meet up with them for dinner or whatever.