Best Microwavable Pizza You Can Buy In A Store Not Named CostCo

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm looking to get the best microwavable pizza out there. I don't have a CostCo membership and I need to get a new stove and use the microwave for everything now.

Tonight I had Red Baron Deep Dish Supreme Singles. There were 2 in a package and you remove the plastic but keep it in the microwave coaster do-hickey. Took 3 minutes in the microwave and let it sit 1 minute afterward. When I took it out it was a little soggy but not too bad. The cheese melted but didn't brown. I loaded the 2 little pizzas up with red pepper flakes and ate them. Not too bad but I'd like to see if there is anything better. I would eat them again. As good as pizza from gas station. Not bad.

 

[assari]

I can not believe that a bright guy like you eat food which is basically just flour and fat.

Try to find pizza which name is "Frutti Di Mare".

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I can not believe that a bright guy like you eat food which is basically just flour and fat.

Try to find pizza which name is "Frutti Di Mare".

Frutti Di Mare sounds like a fella who makes the gay porn.

Flour and fat go well together with enough salt and grease.

 

[assari]

Flour and fat go well together with enough salt and grease.

That is true.

Well, this is perhaps a suitable pitsa for you: "Al Tonno"

Pineapple, Aura cheese and tuna fish.

 

[Ari Dee]

Toaster oven >> microwave


Stouffer's french bread pizza, man.

 

[Ray Ecks]

Ellio's Pizza all day, everyday.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Toaster oven >> microwave


Stouffer's french bread pizza, man.

I might try that. Stouffer's French Bread Pizza is good but sometimes a bit hard. Maybe the soggy effect of the microwave with improve my dining experience.

This character likes to deep fry his pizza.

 

[bobjustbob]

Microwave pizza is always disgusting and Elio's is by far the worst. The Stouffer's is only good in a toaster oven but it is what it is, not a pizza. You can just as well make the same thing on your own. Just order a pie from a pizzeria and freeze the leftovers for later microwaving. And for God's sakes fix your stove and avoid this bullshit.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And for God's sakes fix your stove and avoid this bullshit.

I know. I know. Waiting on a good sale then buy a new one. Trying to remodel the kitchen on the cheap but haven't put a dime of effort into it either. The family from The Brady Bunch would laugh at how outdated my kitchen is. Ricky Ricardo might be rolling on the floor as well.

"Look at jour cocina! Joo can't do anything right, mang!"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bob, I had a refrigerator that I kept for 3 years after it stopped working. I bragged about how good a refrigerator the freezer was and how good a pantry the refrigerator was. All the shaking heads from family visiting brought a nice breeze.

 

[cestmoi2010]

Microwave pizza is always disgusting and Elio's is by far the worst. The Stouffer's is only good in a toaster oven but it is what it is, not a pizza. You can just as well make the same thing on your own. Just order a pie from a pizzeria and freeze the leftovers for later microwaving. And for God's sakes fix your stove and avoid this bullshit.

BEST reply here. Microwave "pizza" SUCKS! I like the Rising Crust pizzas that cost about $5 and are much better.

 

[Lonilover]

never I put it in the microwave... makes your pizza taste like elastic.. put it in the oven ... much crispier !!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

.. looking for some nice Asian women

Me too. Always looking. Gonna jump the curb with the truck eventually. The way the sun shines off the glow of their legs and ass. If God exists he must love Asian ladies too making them so beautiful and feminine.

"Good girl."

 

[Lonilover]

Can't agree with you more, Asian women are very hot !!

Me too. Always looking. Gonna jump the curb with the truck eventually. The way the sun shines off the glow of their legs and ass. If God exists he must love Asian ladies too making them so beautiful and feminine.

"Good girl."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Today Ralph's had a special on Celeste Pizza that's OK for the microwave. Bought ten pizzas for ten bucks. Hope it's good or, at least, I can keep it down.

 

[bobjustbob]

How about a hot plate or one of those slow cookers that you throw the shit in and set a timer? A toaster oven. If you're going to drag your ass on this kitchen remodeling thing then at least make yourself some pleasant food. I worry about you dude.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

bagel bites

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I worry about you dude.

I appreciate that, Bob, but if I were ever going to die it woulda happened already. I think I'm supposed to do either something really good for this world or really bad to this world. Stay tuned...

 

[alexpnz]

California Pizza Kitchen Frozen BBQ Chicken pizza....

:yesyes:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

California Pizza Kitchen Frozen BBQ Chicken pizza....

:yesyes:

I might go with that one next. The Celeste Mexican-Style was like soggy nachos. No good. Even for dollar no good.

How stoned is Alan Colmes here? Jaysus!