Describe your best/funniest cumshot:
Mine would be from back in 2002. I went on several dates with a very tall redhead. We were 69-ing and after an hour of holding back my orgasm I figured I'd blow while she was taking a break from sucking and just jerking me off. I figured this way she wouldn't be forced to swallow a gusher or get facialized. However, my blast was so huge and had such a trajectory the 3+ feet of abdomen, torso and neck my cum shot straight upwards and landed on her chin.
Mine would be from back in 2002. I went on several dates with a very tall redhead. We were 69-ing and after an hour of holding back my orgasm I figured I'd blow while she was taking a break from sucking and just jerking me off. I figured this way she wouldn't be forced to swallow a gusher or get facialized. However, my blast was so huge and had such a trajectory the 3+ feet of abdomen, torso and neck my cum shot straight upwards and landed on her chin.
