Being sucked/fucked by Jesse Jane or Teagan Presley

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It's like introducing your head to a toilet.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Jesse Jane is unbelievably smokin' hot. I would do horrible, unspeakable things to get her in bed (like curb stomp kittens or dropkick babies). She's always energetic in her scenes, and I bet she's a fuckin' wildcat even when the cameras aren't rolling.

It's like introducing your head to a toilet.

That's my line and, it's ™. :hatsoff: Every time someone else uses it, God/Jehovah/Allah/Xenu kills a puppy...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
That's my line and, it's ™. :hatsoff: Every time someone else uses it, God/Jehovah/Allah/Xenu kills a puppy...

Do all four of them kill their own puppy, or do they each take part in killing one?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Like some sort of supreme being circle jerk? The thought of this turns me on greatly.

Death by circle jerk? Well, now we know what happened to Greg.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Do all four of them kill their own puppy, or do they each take part in killing one?

Xenu does it. He's probably the most likely to exist out of all of them anyway.... :nanner:
 
Isnt Jesse Jane the one whose body and face looks like they have had a violent allergic reaction to something? All that mad swelling etc.

If you were really curious, find out your own gf's allergies and abuse them, i.e shes allergic to honey, smear thy cock in the nectar of the bees. Be like mouth fucking a trout.
 
Isnt Jesse Jane the one whose body and face looks like they have had a violent allergic reaction to something? All that mad swelling etc.

If you were really curious, find out your own gf's allergies and abuse them, i.e shes allergic to honey, smear thy cock in the nectar of the bees. Be like mouth fucking a trout.

:1orglaugh Fucking awesome.....
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Jesse Jane is unbelievably smokin' hot. I would do horrible, unspeakable things to get her in bed (like curb stomp kittens or dropkick babies). She's always energetic in her scenes, and I bet she's a fuckin' wildcat even when the cameras aren't rolling.



That's my line and, it's ™. :hatsoff: Every time someone else uses it, God/Jehovah/Allah/Xenu kills a puppy...

Really all four:dunno:I'm just saying
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Isnt Jesse Jane the one whose body and face looks like they have had a violent allergic reaction to something? All that mad swelling etc.

If you were really curious, find out your own gf's allergies and abuse them, i.e shes allergic to honey, smear thy cock in the nectar of the bees. Be like mouth fucking a trout.

Jesse Jane is hot. You are thinking of Jesse James.
 
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