Being Retired.

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into
a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how
about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "****." He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I ****** him, the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun
each day now that I'm retired.

It's important to my health.
 

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