Beckham, Zidane and Figo are stuck at the roof a burning 10 floor...

Beckham, Zidane and Figo are stuck at the roof a burning 10 floor building.. fire-fighters (who all happen to be Barcelona fans) come holding out a stretched blanket..

"Mr Figo jump don't worry we'll catch u"

Figo looks at becks and zizo gives them a nod and a smile and jumps..

just as he's about to hit the blanket the fire-fighters pull it away watching him splat on concrete...the laugh there heads off, "that's one less galatico!"

"that was a horrible accident but we promise it won't happen to you Mr Zidane "

Zidane says "are you sure"

"yes just jump"

so he does, again they pull the blanket away in the last minute watching him crash to the ground

"Oh Mr beckham those two don't know how to jump properly I'm sure you'll get it right"

"how stupid do you think I am" screams beckham "put the blanket on the ground and stand aside!"

:D
 

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