Re: Bad blowjob?

Just 'cause your salami is sliding in and out of a mouth doesn't mean it's good. There are definitely bad blow jobs. Too much teeth, irregular rhythm, dry mouth, poor use of hands, and so forth.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
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The last girl I dated gave bad blow jobs, no eye contact or nothing. I think I dozed off at one point while she blew me.
 
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Teeth
Stretching skin further than it's willing to go.
Total lack of movement
Dry mouth
That weird bobbing shit she must've seen in a porno where she doesn't move at all but she thinks she's making it look like she is, I mean what the fuck is that!? (I guess that may be too specific, but I'm sure if you know what I'm talking about you've wanted to punch old people in the throat just as much as I have)

There are more, but I can't be bothered to list them right now. I have the sudden urge to punch something elderly in the throat.
 

Spleen

Banned?
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When I was younger, couple of blowjobs from girls who had never given them before. They were fucking awful.
 
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Is it possible to get a bad blowjob? Maybe it's just me but any blowjob from a woman is a good one as far as I'm concerned:dunno:
I never thought I'd say yes to your question, but I actually received a terrible blowjob back in March. Besides usually feeling good, I get turned on by watching a woman give me a blowjob, but in this case, I had neither going on for me because not only did she use her teeth alot & was raking my cock, but she just didn't really know how to suck it because it looked like she was just slobbering her spit all over it. After a few minutes, I had to tap her out on the head & just start fucking her (which wasn't much better). I just think overall she was a lousy lay, but the whole experience wasn't a complete waste for me because she let me give her a huge facial.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
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The hottest girl I ever dated in my life gave me the worst blowjob ever. Seriously, it was that bad to the point that I stopped her after a few minutes. It was very depressing that someone so unbelievably hot could be that bad at sucking dick.
 
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of course it is

watch any video with Mona Love

search it on ********* or wherever you can

that woman gives the stiffest bj's I've ever seen
 
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My ex-fiancee from a couple years back used to put it in her mouth for a minute or so and she really wasn't very enthusiastic about it at all. I put my time in but she had no effort... who cares, she's someone else's problem now. :D
 
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I've never had a bad one, but I certainly know it's possible. Gauge and Anastasia Blue were two of the worst blow-job stars that ever did porn.
 
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My ex-fiancee from a couple years back used to put it in her mouth for a minute or so and she really wasn't very enthusiastic about it at all. I put my time in but she had no effort... who cares, she's someone else's problem now. :D

Now that she is Ur ex show some respect for her as she is someone elses problem now. U must thank her that U cud dump her when you did as Ur fiancee.Imagine if you had dumped her as Ur ex-wife you wud have had to pay her elimony through the nose for giving you bad blow jobs and then she would have truly been screwed for lousy service.

So thank the Lord that she took it in the mouth and then forget about making any effort to suck it dry...God is indeed great!!!
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
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It's very possible to get a bad blowjob, I've had many great blowjobs but the ones that are bad they always seem to just suck the head, I hate that, that is a tease not a BJ, lol!
 
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I've seen it all: teeth, bad rhythm, not enough sucking, no eye contact...
The sad part is when a girl has several of the aforementioned, and is HOT as hell.
 

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