Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I have a couple off the top of my head.
Sometimes I choose a girl because she's geographically convenient. I used to ***** a lot and would try to keep the vehicle at least close to the house when it wasn't parked in front of it. Figured I had less chance of plowing into folks and, worse case scenario, only hit a few because I didn't attempt to drive a ridiculous distance. I'd be Genghis Khan hunkered down behind a windshield if I dated that gal in North Hollywood.
Another thing, I tell myself in the car on the way over not to talk about Horror Movies. But, when we get to dinner and she asks me what I like I find myself foaming at the mouth about Horror Movies. People get bothered when I tell them I watched Dracula at 4 years old and had no idea he was the bad guy until I was 9.
Sometimes I choose a girl because she's geographically convenient. I used to ***** a lot and would try to keep the vehicle at least close to the house when it wasn't parked in front of it. Figured I had less chance of plowing into folks and, worse case scenario, only hit a few because I didn't attempt to drive a ridiculous distance. I'd be Genghis Khan hunkered down behind a windshield if I dated that gal in North Hollywood.
Another thing, I tell myself in the car on the way over not to talk about Horror Movies. But, when we get to dinner and she asks me what I like I find myself foaming at the mouth about Horror Movies. People get bothered when I tell them I watched Dracula at 4 years old and had no idea he was the bad guy until I was 9.
