Australian Govt. Moves to Ban Small Breasts and Female Ejaculation in Porn

Pretty soon the folks Down Under won't even be able to see what's down under.

This sounds pretty nuts to me:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/

Excerpt:

Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs
Gets confused about other female bits also

By John Ozimek

Posted in Law, 28th January 2010 12:03 GMT

The proposed Australian Government clampdown on smut just got a whole lot broader, as news emerged of a ban on small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

The end result of this widening of the censor’s net could be the addition of millions of websites to the internet filter now being proposed.

Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.

The result of this campaign is now visible in the decisions being made by the Australian Classification Board, which is beginning to apply RC (refused classification) categories to such material, as opposed to the previous X-rating. According to Fiona Patten, Convenor of the Australian Sex Party: "We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.

"It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late."

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.

At the same time, the Australian Sex Party claims, Federal government censors are directing Customs officials to confiscate depictions of the female orgasm when it is accompanied with an ejaculation, as the Classification Board is also starting to classify films that feature female ejaculation as RC. Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983.

The new ruling follows a boom in the numbers of adult films featuring female ejaculation since the pioneering research of Professor Emeritus Beverly Whipple was published in her book The G Spot.

The films are being banned on one of two grounds:

1) That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or

2) Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction

However, as Ms Patten points out, one of the objections raised the Board is that film performers have been faking the production of ejaculate: this suggests that they are trying to both have their cake and eat it on this issue, since if the liquid in question is fake, there is no policy requiring the censorship of douching or enemas.

In terms of impact on the net, The Australian Sex Party (ASP) suggests the impact could be enormous, as not only are banned sites to be blocked – but also sites that link to banned sites are also in line for blocking. The ASP argue: "There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn’t even believe that women could have orgasms."

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a bit more in the article link itself...

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It was nice knowing you all in this short space of time :(

Not sure how the censorship filter is going to affect things, ultimately it won't be good for us. A lot of the more innocent sites, such as freeones would get caught in the crossfire and be blocked. I saw that supposed preview list some months ago, and if that's to be believed... i won't be viewing any Naughty America content either :crying:.
 
So basically what they're saying is if you're over 18 and happen to have small breasts you shouldn't be considered sexy or feel sexy because you're encouraging pedophilia. Now they're encouraging girls to get boob jobs. awesome work Australia
 
What's going on down there???

I had, up until a couple of years ago, always thought that Australia had a much more relaxed culture about nudity and sex and so on...

Are these born-again Christians at work, or what??? Fundamentalist Muslims?
 
What's going on down there???

I had, up until a couple of years ago, always thought that Australia had a much more relaxed culture about nudity and sex and so on...

Are these born-again Christians at work, or what??? Fundamentalist Muslims?

It's the work of our fearless leader + the main party he represents..... He has an obsession with China, thus i think we're heading down the same path.


In terms of censorship and the like, South Australia's attorney-general (who does not want to see us have an R18+ rating for videogames), recently inacted a new policy for R18+ movies. They've been given an "X" rated treatment, in that they can no longer be displayed as they once were (ie with every other movie). They now have to be placed in their own adult entertainment style area and the dvd cover is not of the original movie artwork, but now all black with white text (so as to distinguish itself as being an R18+ movie). Utter crap, and thankfully i don't live in that part of Oz :1orglaugh.
 
What's going on down there???

I had, up until a couple of years ago, always thought that Australia had a much more relaxed culture about nudity and sex and so on...

Are these born-again Christians at work, or what??? Fundamentalist Muslims?

I hate to say it but our Politicians are still stuck in the sixties when it comes to issues such as this.... Senator Barnaby Joyce is a Country man and a good portion of the country people here in Aus still live in the dark ages... Our Politicians are for the most part a bunch of Oxygen thieves who really should be put up against a wall and shot!!

However, Barnaby is one Politician who does earn his money...... Although I do not agree with him on his stance on small breasts and Female ejaculation.

The man should stick to what he knows..... guns and Farming!!:2 cents:
 
sounds like ya'll need to start a little uproar by the way make it sound. china-bound and whatnot.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
It was nice knowing you all in this short space of time :(

Not sure how the censorship filter is going to affect things, ultimately it won't be good for us. A lot of the more innocent sites, such as freeones would get caught in the crossfire and be blocked. I saw that supposed preview list some months ago, and if that's to be believed... i won't be viewing any Naughty America content either :crying:.

Don't worry, dude. When we get President Palin in 2012, we'll be in the same boat as you, if not worse. With Pat Robertson as the Attorney General, most of the girls here will be in jail (maybe executed... depending on what Pat has for breakfast on judgment day).

Good thing I won't be attending the F1 race in Oz in a couple of months. I thought Meggan Mallone was hella sexy when she had small boobs. And I tend to like some "hair down there" too. They'd probably make me stay away from kids... and small furry animals, huh? :tongue:
 
What's going on down there???

I had, up until a couple of years ago, always thought that Australia had a much more relaxed culture about nudity and sex and so on...



I always thought this too I guess times change.


I would completely understand if Australia wanted to ban some really graphic hardcore porn but what they are stating in that article is ridiculous
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
:nono: Tut tut! Small breasts were allowed in the Third Reich. Eva Braun wasn't exactly a double-D

I still call it Nazi Germany...Nazi Australia. :D

Why can the Australian politicians tell people what is moral?

How about you let the Christians impose morals on all of society?

That is what you do when you don't fight tyranny from politicians.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Why not go one step further, Australia? Why not pull a Twilight Zone and make it so that everyone has to look the exact same way?
 
I've always suspected that judges and politicians have the most fucked up porn and sex lives out there.

But what are the pedophile laws in Australia like? Harsh sentencing? Are their registries for sex offenders? Common sense would indicate that you focus on the criminals and their punishment, not unrelated shit that's easier to regulate. If it wasn't for scapegoats, politicians might actually have to do something to justify their positions and salaries.

In the meantime, I'm gonna go DL as much Abbie Winters stuff as I can before it no longer exists.
 
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