Attempted robber gets raped

[dogbone27]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...-viagra-hangover/story-e6freuyi-1225753122900

This is funny.

 

[wgwg]

Not gonna lie, had to look up what a frenulum was. :crying:

 

[Red Spyder]

Only 1,000 roubles? I'd do her for twice that if she wants...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Weird, weird story. What's the guy's problem? He tried to rob the woman, and she defended herself. Then she cuffed him to a heater and had sex with him. Not only did she not report him, she fed him well, bought him a new pair of jeans, and gave him some money. Apart from the torn frenulum, did he really make out that badly in this deal? Just cut your losses from the hospital bill and be glad you didn't wind up in jail. Hell, she basically paid you to have sex, the least you can do is keep your damn mouth shut!

 

[BlueBalls]

Sounds like the perfect robbery to me :dunno:

Yeah he tore a bit of skin, boo-hoo . Although I hear from people who have actually torn the frenulum that it's agony. :eek:

 

[Rey C.]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Olga isn't exactly a fashion model. Probably looks like some kind of Russian farm animal.

 

[SiCo]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Olga isn't exactly a fashion model. Probably looks like some kind of Russian farm animal.

:rofl:

 

[habo9]

I have a fear of women called Olga & this hasnt done me any favours , I just have a picture of her in my head as a big fat thing with leggings on & warts all over her face

 

[mrtrebus]

I am going to pop along to my local hairdressers, there's some top totty there!, in the off change that my bungled attempts at burglary will result in sex!!

 

[SiCo]

Fortunately, I have met a Russian doll (pun intended) called Olga and she was nay bad. Still getting torn like that is not worth the advantages here.

 

[Spleen]

That guy is a queer.

 

[beany_man]

She isn't getting in trouble? equal rights? thats what they always complain about.Switch the man and the woman around and the man is in trouble. I guess they dont really want equal rights after all.

 

[JakeSnake]

I agree; it is a weird story.

 

[Rey C.]

She isn't getting in trouble? equal rights? thats what they always complain about.Switch the man and the woman around and the man is in trouble. I guess they dont really want equal rights after all.

Very true - typical double standard. But I think this happened in Russia. Toilet paper was considered a highly sought after commodity until the mid 90's there. In another 10 years, they might be where the Romans were about 2000 years ago.

*gets ready for the flaming arrow attack by the Russian members here* Just joking, kids. All in fun.

And for the guys here who think this sounds like a dream date, I bet this wart hog makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Cindy Crawford. I would have chewed my arm off to get out of there. And yeah, in most civilized societies, sexual assault is a bit more serious than robbery or burglary. Course, like I said, we are talking about Ru... uh, never mind. :tongue:

 

[beany_man]

Very true - typical double standard. But I think this happened in Russia. Toilet paper was considered a highly sought after commodity until the mid 90's there. In another 10 years, they might be where the Romans were about 2000 years ago.

*gets ready for the flaming arrow attack by the Russian members here* Just joking, kids. All in fun.

And for the guys here who think this sounds like a dream date, I bet this wart hog makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Cindy Crawford. I would have chewed my arm off to get out of there. And yeah, in most civilized societies, sexual assault is a bit more serious than robbery or burglary. Course, like I said, we are talking about Ru... uh, never mind. :tongue:

Where does jessica alba live? it could happen :1orglaugh
Just imagine, this is stuff made of dreams, or nightmares depending on the woman

 

[SiCo]

Where does Jessica Alba live? it could happen :1orglaugh
Just imagine, this is stuff made of dreams, or nightmares depending on the woman

Jessica Alba strikes me as more of a castrator rather than a rapist.

 

[Rey C.]

Where does jessica alba live? it could happen :1orglaugh
Just imagine, this is stuff made of dreams, or nightmares depending on the woman

Not in my dreams. Homie don't play the submissive role.

 

[beany_man]

Jessica Alba strikes me as more of a castrator rather than a rapist.

Lol at me having to look up castrator, she could whip me for a few days, very nice, i guess :1orglaugh

 

[beany_man]

Not in my dreams. Homie don't play the submissive role.

Lol, you wouldn't let alba have her way with you, im all for being a man and not being submissive, but Jessica Alba?

 

[Miner69r]

I hope Olga was hot.