***** badger blocks German road
Wed Jul 8, 8:04 am ET
BERLIN (AFP) – German police called to clear a road of a dead badger found the ****** in question had in fact gorged itself on over-ripe, fermented cherries and, blind *****, staggered out into the middle of the road.
"The ******'s stomach had turned the fruit to ******* and the badger was, to put it crudely, ***** as a skunk," said a police statement on Wednesday. "In addition, the badger was suffering from diarrhoea studded with cherry stones."
