Ask God for Something...

[KungFuDude]

Anything at all.


I want an army of little plastic G.I. Joe guys that follow my every command.

Thanks

Your pal,
Moses KFD

 

[free4440273]

I want a well-paid job. Is it too much to ask

 

[ChefChiTown]

I want the pizza I just ordered to arrive immediately.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I want an army of little plastic Cobra guys that follow my every command.

Thanks

Your pal,
Aaron CA

 

[dave_rhino]

I gave up on him a long time ago when he didn't seem to be listening.

Well, maybe he was listening, but he wasn't helping.

 

[member006]

Child abuse of any kind to never rear its ugly head again, anywhere.

LL

 

[slowhand]

Peace for everyone. :thumbsup:

 

[KungFuDude]

I want an army of little plastic Cobra guys that follow my every command.

Thanks

Your pal,
Aaron CA

Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways.

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! YO JOE!

 

[D-rock]

It would be nice if he went back and jiggled the handle of the toilet in my house after he uses it and it doesn't stop running. After that I guess world peace would be nice. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

I want it all, and i want it now

 

[ChefChiTown]

I want a girl to know what my penis tastes like.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

God, me again, here's a question; why does the Datebase Error message only happen when D-rock logs on?

 

[poggy]

God.

As I need proof there is one.

But if he does show up, I think you know what or should that be who I'd ask for

 

[AFA]

Real peace on Earth forever

 

[saint]

I want an endless supply of weed, a bike that can never wreck, riding gear to protect me when I try, and my wife to encourage and solicit hot chicks for me to defile

 

[McNab]

Gordan Ramsey's vocabulary.

 

[dog23]

Peace and honest good will among people......

 

[YMIHERE]

Dear God, Please give me a list of the most disgusting vile things in my food that I unknowingly ate.

 

[Member2019]

Already answered ...

God Herself gave me my wife, modeled in Her Own image.
No other asking necessary, seriously.

 

[pancha]

I gave up on him a long time ago when he didn't seem to be listening.

Well, maybe he was listening, but he wasn't helping.

my sentiments, exactly.