Are you handy?

[STDiva]

Hold the handjob jokes. I mean handy as in skillful with your hands. Are you a craftsman? Can you build stuff? With or without directions?

I am not. Even with directions and a simple hammer/screwdriver. It makes me rage. I'm taking a break from putting together a t.v stand because I might have 3 simultaneous heart attacks. I'd rather spend extra money to have people fix things, or have it already put together. This is crazy.

 

[GregCentauro]

I fail at a two-piece jigsaw puzzle

 

[Ulysses31]

Can't do jack shit, something my uncle (a builder) reminds me of everytime I see him. He normally says 'you're useless' or 'what's the point of you living' when he asks me to help him to do anything. I find it annoying connecting wires to the tv/xbox/dvd player or the pc with the speakers etc.

 

[Hot Mega]

Yes.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Can't do jack shit, something my uncle (a builder) reminds me of everytime I see him. He normally says 'you're useless' or 'what's the point of you living' when he asks me to help him to do anything. I find it annoying connecting wires to the tv/xbox/dvd player or the pc with the speakers etc.

I agree with your uncle. Turn in your man card now.

 

[vodkazvictim]

No
:nono:

 

[tartanterrier]

I used to be like you (STDiva) when I was younger but through my
previous jobs I had to work with tools.It's just like anything else once
you gain enough experience you get better at it

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'm somewhat handy. I once had to help my mom's boyfriend build an attic ladder for an attic that didn't even have an opening yet. That meant sawing through the ceiling, taking measurements, constructing the ladder, going up into the attic to assemble it and fasten it in, then plastering, sanding, and making it look presentable. I'm much more capable when I have someone around who can help me than I am on my own.

I am, however, a wiz at constructing Legos.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I can do most anything - I do my own Motocycle/Car repairs, I've worked construction of all kinds, and I'm now rehabing my house from top to bottom, everything comes out to the studs, most walls are moving, all plumbing/electrical will be new. Takes a lot longer when you do it yourself, but I do love saving the money.

Plus, it is great to use different skills like that. I don't get to do that kind of thing in my job. I like using all parts of my brain, believe it or not.

 

[Rezen]

I like repairing and building and it saves me tons having my own and a rental property to take care of. Most things around the house I can take care of. Last weekend my friends and I drank a case and smoked some bones while putting up my garage walls that fell down the previous night.

Not the best when it comes to cars though. Thermostat, Oil change that's about my limit there.

Putting shit together, that's easy especially with instructions but usually not needed.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I can do most anything - I do my own Motocycle/Car repairs, I've worked construction of all kinds, and I'm now rehabing my house from top to bottom, everything comes out to the studs, most walls are moving, all plumbing/electrical will be new. Takes a lot longer when you do it yourself, but I do love saving the money.

Plus, it is great to use different skills like that. I don't get to do that kind of thing in my job. I like using all parts of my brain, believe it or not.

Can I apprentice under you? I'm sure learning that stuff would help me pick up more people.

 

[BlueBalls]

My hands are for masturbating and nothing more.

 

[LukeEl]

Yeah I put together those particleboard bookshelves, and entertainment centers. Also I can change fuses and sparkplugs, batteries, as well as change a flat and oil on my car.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can I apprentice under you? I'm sure learning that stuff would help me pick up more people.

Sure. It's also good to know how to mix/pour cement to hide bodies. Just sayin'

My hands are for masturbating and nothing more.

Is that how you keep them so soft?!

 

[BlueBalls]

Is that how you keep them so soft?!

Your own four day old refrigerated jizz is the best moisturiser you could ever have.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Your own four day old refrigerated jizz is the best moisturiser you could ever have.

I know, but what you don't know is to add just a hint of last night's anal butter. In addition to aiding the moisturising process, it adds a (fucking horribly un)pleasant scent.

 

[robbied196]

When I buy Ikea furniture, I burn the instructions before I start!

 

[lurkingdirk]

When I buy Ikea furniture, I burn the instructions before I start!

Masochist. :surprise:

 

[pornobsession]

Handy for touching my penis.

 

[Shifty]

I like to think so. I do whatever I can on my own.