Are you good at anything? (Brag about yourself)

[STDiva]

Besides being a pornoholic asshole?

I'm pretty good at guitar. I've played almost 12 years. I'm an excellent pool player and have played in pool leagues around the city since I was old enough to legally enter bars. I'm also a sic foosball player. :1orglaugh I might try and join some tournaments in the Michigan area this upcoming spring and see what I got. I'm probably actually shit. We'll see.

Anybody good at art? Video games? Crosswords? Sports?

Discuss.

 

[squallumz]

im an artist off and on. started with watercolour and now in to oils. im one of those artists that hates their shit so its nothing great to me. i usually end up throwing my shit away.

i drum. been drumming for ... fuck.. 12-13 years. i have an electric kit right now. had a couple of bands here and there.

i can cook. ive cheffed on and off too. been a personal chef too.

i guess im pretty good at pinball and video games too. i just heard theres such a thing as pinball tournaments. i wonder.. i d love to join one.

oh oh, i can fish. really. i think its one of my gifts. i can catch fish like a motherfucker. done that professionally as well.

this should be an interesting thread. nice topic.

 

[RichardNailder]

I just fucked Maxi Booty till she bled.


Other then that -


I'm real good at troubleshooting communication transmission systems (Satellite, LOS, Cable, Fiber etc.).

I can sew better than your grandmother (OK - most grandmothers).

I was a pretty good motorcycle safety instructor and.... yes, I'm a decent rider.

I'm real good with a rifle and love to kill shit.

I cook what I kill - and I'm pretty damn good at it.

I'm a master-debater.





and most impressive.......

I have a brownish-green thumb - Green because I can grow anything and brown because I haven't washed it since stuffing it in Maxi Booty's asshole tonight. :eek:

 

[Petra]

I'm good at cooking and baking, sewing, writing, and busting balls.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'm a very skilled driver and i'm a pretty good shot with a pistol, i've competed in both quite a bit with some semi-notable accomplishments...i was also pretty decent at motocross when i was into that and i'm competent at playing guitar, i used to be a pretty decent writer but i haven't written anything in years, i even used proper grammar and capital letters...i also tend to be good at video games but i dunno if that's really a bragging point

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Writing, dancing, zombing slaying ... and sex.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'm a published writer, which is essentially the only talent I have that is worth anything. I can be incredibly athletic when I want to be, but I never want to be so...

I live a shitty life, evidently.

 

[pool_hustler]

well, pool for one
5 handicap at golf
very solid horse handicapper
had been a successful sports gambler until this football season :eek: :eek: :1orglaugh
skilled electrician
good dancer
good public speaker
published writer (all of one time lol!)

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have no redeeming qualities. It's sad.

 

[Patrick_S]

Photoshop.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was a pretty good college football player; All-state high school wrestler (that's no joke in Iowa); semi-accomplished rock climber(I made a couple 5.11 routes look pretty easy).

I qualified as an expert marksmen with several weapons.

While living in Sao Sebastiao, Brazil, I worked at a mission school run by the society of St Vincent de Paul and painted murals. Some of them were pretty cool. Some were crap, but hey, they weren't paying me.

 

[gunslingingbird]

When my tendonitis lets me, I'm a pretty good classical guitarist. When I cook it usually turns out pretty good. I'm good at trivia and random knowledge facts. Several women have told me that I gave them the best cunnilingus they've ever had.

 

[BigSwede]

I am a music historian, but have never gone to university and actually get a degree.

 

[BlueBalls]

Nope.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm a pretty great soccer goalkeeper (also striker). Especially indoor on a handball goal.

I can remember lots and lots of full quotes, scenes etc. of many comedians and sitcoms and stuff like that.

Other than that I'm pretty much a skill-less loser...

and sex.

I believe you, but (when) will you show me? :shy: :drool2:







PS: I think this thread has been done before.

 

[L3ggy]

I'm a master at videogaming. I'm also a pretty good Goalkeeper.

 

[Mayhem]

I will say in all seriousness that I'm one of the best poker dealers on the planet, and have the resume' to back it up. When I'm in practice, I have yet to see anyone who can deal table games (blackjack, pai-gow, etc.) better than me. I have also received accolades for how well I teach beginners to deal these games.

 

[LukeEl]

I am good at putting things together like models and furniture. I am getting better at eating pussy, I just need to watch a dozen more girl/girl movies to get my technique down pat.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Not a fucking thing.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

No one eats nachos and drinks beer like me.