are you a democrat, Republican or a Redneck???... (text)

[jdb67]

I just recieved this Email from a friend in the U.S.


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small ********. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge ***** comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the *****, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock ****** cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your ******. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ******? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the ****? Could I possibly swing the *** like a club and knock the ***** out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded *** anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my ********?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just ******* me? Does he definitely want to **** me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my ****** get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over latte and a chardoney or two try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

********: "Nice grouping, *****! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

***: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[mythex]

Bang to the hand..is That the republican answer?

 

[regulardude2]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[mythex]

hm....for just a simple thinking, better choose republican and for the long thinking,better choose democrate and for the un-rasional thingking, better be terrorist.

 

[Red Spyder]

So funny 'cause it's soooo true!

 

[jumbo_jim]

Republican for me as why waste several bullets when one would do.

 

[D-rock]

:1orglaugh

How often do you think that would happen....a democrat, which carries a *** around,...and is an expert marksman?

The democrat actually does sound like some people I have known before.

Although seriously if somebody is ever in that situation you never just shoot once and look to see how well you did. You should always put two or three quick shots into him (depending on the situation and if there is more than one of them) then see if he is still alive. Although, you never just mindlessly empty the magazine either.

 

[nylo]

This is simple enough

The Democrat would just **** the ONE lunatic

The Republican would start a war for no reason and get innocent millions ****** for NOTHING

The Redneck would just **** the One terrorist and then go back to the White Lightning

:1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[Ax3C]

The Redneck would just **** the One terrorist and then go back to the White Lightning

HELL YEAH!!! :glugglug: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/QBall1970/*****.gif

 

[SeraphiM]

Imagine that, I'm a redneck.
You would never guess with my South Georgia accent and the Glock 23 I carry

 

[grannopal]

Vote Green!

 

[analfan]

I read this and I thought Winchester Silver Tips are Hollow Points guess that makes me a red neck

 

[Mighty Budda]

Definately a redneck...gotta check your groupings when you get the Chance.