Am I into faces? No .... if no one had faces I would be in my own private utopia surrounded by bossoms of various sizes and shapes where I could skip merrily through the fields and meadows touching them whenever I wanted.
Faces are overrated!
Now, feces on the other had has many uses ... it allows a person quick access into police custordy, which is always nice. It allows a person to win an argument 10 times out of 10 even if that person is the most idiotic moron on the face of the earth. A good pelting of feces into the face of your opponent and the use of a speedy exit afterwards allows a person complete freedom to start as many arguments in the street - not in your homes please it will get messy - as he or she feels is necessary, the only major drawback of this, of course is the lack of feces on the streets of modern cities. But this should be no worry to those of you out there who feel like it is time for you to start winning again, and you should start winning again because you deserve it! Here's what you do, if you are feeling particularly pissed off that day, make sure to hold in the mornings waste disposal and keep it within your rectum for safe keeping for whenever you may need it.
But dear reader I must explain to you, do not hold onto it for to long or you will have trouble getting it out - constipation is a major issue worldwide, not just with us
Shit Throwers as we like to call ourselves - which will in turn cause your foe to believe you are inappropriately touching yourself and will then probably run away to find or call the nearest person of authority. This is a big no-no obviously, so get rid of that thing as soon as possible. For example, you could throw it at someone on the train, or smear it on someones windsheild when you are stuck in traffic, maybe throw it at some passing old people as you leave your house in the morning - the list is endless. You see friends feces has it's uses, it's not just waste and should not be treated as such.
Respect your feces and it'll respect you :thumbsup:
Good day :hatsoff: