What the hell is going on in the great nation that is AMERICA? Here's my sarcastic view on the candidates:
Kerry- went 5 miles into cambodia, his wife is a great speaker, she sounds like a genious that no one understands. All the women in the world are beign opress by her opinion, she is not a multimillionare like everyone thinks, John has an ace in her he should let her speak more often. John always stands by what he says, there's no such thing as him changing his opinion. The democrats convention was a sucess it drew more non voters into this party. John has a very clear vision of what he wants to do with New Texas..oops I meant Iraq.
President Bush- The world is safer!, jobs are on the rise thanks to him, patriot act keeps you safe away from porn sites and your right to privacy...yes thats what we need!, bush is not afraid of insurgents in iraq that keep ******* our soldiers with hidden bombs, he tells them "bring them on"in a true cowboy way...yehaww.. the CIA is very reliable and its report on Iraq weapons of mass destruction was great it also had help from the homeland security office who kept the nation on high alert and it went down after the war in iraq started. Jessica linch heroe of the prez!, the british provided the prez with good info, bush did not have a personal vendetta against sadam, neither bush or rumsfeild authorized the ***** of detainees it was the lower enlisted soldiers who did it ( they did not have any supervisors) bush does not takes glory in calling himself the "war time president" or by the way did he mention that every info he's had about this war is 100% acurate and don't think otherwise or he'll give you 48 hours to get out of your house before he bombs it!
Nader...is this guy serious? no comment..
Kerry- went 5 miles into cambodia, his wife is a great speaker, she sounds like a genious that no one understands. All the women in the world are beign opress by her opinion, she is not a multimillionare like everyone thinks, John has an ace in her he should let her speak more often. John always stands by what he says, there's no such thing as him changing his opinion. The democrats convention was a sucess it drew more non voters into this party. John has a very clear vision of what he wants to do with New Texas..oops I meant Iraq.
President Bush- The world is safer!, jobs are on the rise thanks to him, patriot act keeps you safe away from porn sites and your right to privacy...yes thats what we need!, bush is not afraid of insurgents in iraq that keep ******* our soldiers with hidden bombs, he tells them "bring them on"in a true cowboy way...yehaww.. the CIA is very reliable and its report on Iraq weapons of mass destruction was great it also had help from the homeland security office who kept the nation on high alert and it went down after the war in iraq started. Jessica linch heroe of the prez!, the british provided the prez with good info, bush did not have a personal vendetta against sadam, neither bush or rumsfeild authorized the ***** of detainees it was the lower enlisted soldiers who did it ( they did not have any supervisors) bush does not takes glory in calling himself the "war time president" or by the way did he mention that every info he's had about this war is 100% acurate and don't think otherwise or he'll give you 48 hours to get out of your house before he bombs it!
Nader...is this guy serious? no comment..
