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Arby's new Diablo Dare sandwich is so spicy it comes with a free vanilla shake

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I wanna try it too, but I'm not really into vanilla shakes. I wonder if they'll swap it out for a coke. Imma need to burp lots, and lots, before I go to bed after something that hot
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
I wanna try it too, but I'm not really into vanilla shakes. I wonder if they'll swap it out for a coke. Imma need to burp lots, and lots, before I go to bed after something that hot

Those'll be some delicious burps. Hope they don't melt the paint on the wall or set the drapes on fire. I like eating something spicy and then kissing my wife.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
My late best friend, Joe, told me his wife gave him head after eating a jalapeno pepper. He said it was intense at first, but got to be to much.
 
I think it's interesting to see how "heat" differs according to culture - spicy foods from Mexico, East/SE Asia, India etc are all acid-reflux inducingly hot, but they are all distinctly different.

I'm waiting for someone to create an "ultimate mix" of the spiciest heat across the world... and the poor soul who would dare to try it.
 

gmase

Nattering Nabob of Negativism
Is Arby’s edible any more? I visited them in the late 70s and early 80s, but haven’t been back in decades.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Is Arby’s edible any more? I visited them in the late 70s and early 80s, but haven’t been back in decades.
They aren't the worst, but I really like their crinkle fries.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Is Arby’s edible any more? I visited them in the late 70s and early 80s, but haven’t been back in decades.

They're OK. The closest one to me is on the other side of Hollywood which is pretty far. I went there recently and their Beef & Cheddar is OK but their Jalapeno Poppers ain't got no dog'gone jalapeno in'em. I almost had an excuse to go there today but it was too far north of where I was down in Koreatown. I'll try one of those spicy sumbitches eventually and report my findings right here on this elegant and distinguished board of pornography.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
They're OK. The closest one to me is on the other side of Hollywood which is pretty far. I went there recently and their Beef & Cheddar is OK but their Jalapeno Poppers ain't got no dog'gone jalapeno in'em. I almost had an excuse to go there today but it was too far north of where I was down in Koreatown. I'll try one of those spicy sumbitches eventually and report my findings right here on this elegant and distinguished board of pornography.
They had bineless wings (nuggets) and a small crinkle fry promo going on a couple of months ago, and they were really good, I was surprised at how tender, and moist the chicken stayed. They only had 2 flavors BBQ, and classic buffalo wing, both spicy, and both very tasty. I would go there more often if that remained on the menu. I only get chicken from them anymore. It seems like the roast beef has gotten a little less flavorful, and a lot more rubbery, in recent years. But I do like the 3 different types of potato's they offer.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I had Arby's Friday, the Diablo Dare sandwich wasn't on the menu in my area. My wife got me a buffalo chicken sandwich. It wasn't very good, in fact all of their chicken sandwich's have gone down hill. They are defiantly smaller, and just bland. Shitty buns, wilted shredded lettuce, kind of tough to chew. But when those crinkle fries are hot and fresh, they are so good.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
I had Arby's Friday, the Diablo Dare sandwich wasn't on the menu in my area. My wife got me a buffalo chicken sandwich. It wasn't very good, in fact all of their chicken sandwich's have gone down hill. They are defiantly smaller, and just bland. Shitty buns, wilted shredded lettuce, kind of tough to chew. But when those crinkle fries are hot and fresh, they are so good.

Appreciate the info. If I get a Diablo Dare I'm definitely getting the Brisket. I like to burp or fart into an envelope, seal it immediately, then hand it over to the wife and say, 'Urgent mail for you. Open right away."

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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Appreciate the info. If I get a Diablo Dare I'm definitely getting the Brisket. I like to burp or fart into an envelope, seal it immediately, then hand it over to the wife and say, 'Urgent mail for you. Open right away."

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:facepalm: Your wife, the patron Saint of patience? West Coast.
 
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